Are you obsessed with S Club? Be it one member, a few or the whole band, nothing else seems to rack your mind or take your time like the Fab Pop Sensation...S Club!! Here a some signs of true fandom, or to the mondane, OBSESSION!!
Are you obsessed with S Club? Be it one member, a few or the whole band, nothing else seems to rack your mind or take your time like the Fab Pop Sensation...S Club!! Here a some signs of true fandom, or to the mondane, OBSESSION!!
1. You visit every web site of the band or favorite member
2. You get bored with looking at the 100+ sites of others, so you make your own
3. You spend all you money on S Club merchandise
4. You go out and get every new object the day it's released so your collection is always complete
5. Even though you have all the CD, you still download song onto your computer so you don't have to leave the magnificent S Club screen saver
6. You get pics of the net, blow them up into posters and hang them around your room
7. Every situation you get into, you think "What would�(insert fav member) do at a time like this"
8. You tape all the S Club shows and have continuous marathons�every night
9. You spend most of your time watching the S Club shows, so you no longer go out much
10. You friends are jealous because you talk more about your fav S Club member than you do about them
11. You memorize all your favorite member's line in the shows
12. You rewind any part of the episode several times, whenever they show some "skin"
13. You learn all the dance routines, since you staring at your fav member through out the video anyway
14. You only listen to song that your favorite member has a lead, cos back-up doesn't cut it
15. Sometime you even fast forward songs to your favorite member's part so you don't have to wait
16. You buy matching outfits for each episode, so you and your favourite member match always.
17. What is your fav member's S or favourite color is, it now your favourite color
18. You get into trouble at school for day-dreaming and putting your favorite members name on your homework as opposed to your own
19. Friends and family begin to worry about your "fondness" and tell you to lighten up
20. Even though you are sent to therapy for loving S Club, you still bring along your CD player and S Club CD so you don't have to listen
21. Or you take the hour or so the tell your therapist how great S Club are and details of your favourite member
22. Soon you and your therapist are going on S Club shopping sprees, concerts, and promotions together.
23. You buy and endourse anything S Club sponsors
24. You get digital pictures made of you and your favorite member put on teesh
25. You read (and write) fanfics featuring S Club
26. You replace your self with whomever your favorite member hooked with.
27. You go into slight fits if ever your favorite member snogs some else, then you think of # 7
28. You write songs specifically for your favorite member to have the lead on
29. You even send sheet music and a demo tape of how the song should sound
30. You burn the stupid paper that says "We regret to inform that we could not work out an arrangement for the band to perform your song, but thank you for you support", but frame the signed picture the band sent you
31. You send your favorite member letters every four days so they know they still have your undying support
32. You name stuffed animals and pets after your favorite member so you feel they are always near you
33. You have lewd dreams of your favorite member
34. You blush whenever you see your favorite member because you instantly remember the dream
35. You get annoyed by your friend when the try to make you listen to any other bands, in the middle of your home S Club concert
36. You no longer speak to the people who criticize or insult members of the S Club
37. You get the name of your favourite member tattooed on your body, places where no one can see ^.^
38. You risk getting grounded (or killed for that matter) for getting the tattoo
39. You risk arrest to sneak into your favourite member hotel room or trailer when they are doing a show in your town
40. The only way your parents or guardians know they can punish you is to take away all your S Club merchandise
41. But they can never take the secret shrine you made in the bottom of your wardrobe!!
42. You not only have collected all the S Club dolls, but you talk to your fave(s) as if they were real
43. Not only do you read this list, but you laugh because you've done some of them plus have a few more to add!!
44. You get overly excited when your fave members do leads together!!
All right, here are most of the things that would make a person seem obsessed, believe me, I have done ALL of them (most of which apply only to Brad (^o^), but a few I've be done for Rachel as well)!!! If you've got some more send them on in!!
