This page is made for your enjoyment. It is Dedicated to my Children and Grand-Children... For without them I would not be who I am today... They have gifted me with wonderful surprize's through the years.. I love each and every one of them.. They keep me young and on my toe's..God Graced me with wonderful gifts... I am so eternally grateful... I thank Jesus for giving me these souls and I only pray that I have done a good enough Job.. I hope that I have taught each one to lean on Jesus..Trust the only way a child can trust... .:::
[GOD BLESS THE CHILDREN!!!!]
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Jesus said let the children come unto me.... He tells us that we have to child like faith to enter the kingdom of God which is in HEAVEN.
REMEMBER SEPTEMBER 11, 2001 ~~~~GOD BLESS AMERICA~~~~NOTHING WILL CHANGE OUR HEARTS~ MINDS~ AND ~SOULS........
Pray for Our Country and Pray for the Family Friends and Our Flag.~~GOD BLESS AMERICA~~..... They Will Never Win......~~~For The Children~~~
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Psalms 56:11-12
11) In God have I put my trust:
I will not be afraid what man can do unto me
12) Thy vow are upon me, O God, I will render praise unto thee.
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Jesus even made the Dinosaur's.
In Job 40:15 � Behold now be-he-moth, which I made with thee: he eateth grass as an ox.
16 Lo now, his strength is in this loins, and his force is in the navel of his belly.
17 He moveth his tail like a cedar: the sinews of stones are wrapped together.
18 His bones are as
strong pieces of brass: his bones are like bars of iron.
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Jeremiah 17:9-10
The heart is deceitful above all things , and desperately wicked: who can know it?
10- I the LORD search the heart,I try the reins, even to give every man according to his ways, and to the fruit of his doings.
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Thank you Walt: From: [email protected] (Walt�SAR) Date: Wed, May 29,
2002, 9:54am �
Kid's Prayers...
I had been teaching my three-year-old daughter, Caitlin, the
Lord's Prayer.� For several evenings at bedtime, she would
repeat after me the lines from the prayer.
Finally, she decided to go solo.� I listened with pride as she
carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the
prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation," she prayed,
"but deliver us some E-mail.
Amen."
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One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was "acting up"
during the morning worship hour.� The parents did their best to
maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the
battle.
Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked
sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one
called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
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And one particular four-year-old prayed,
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive
those who put trash in our baskets."
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A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me
a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were
on the way to church service,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
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The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he
preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike
cord as he went.
Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and
nearly tripping before jerking it again.
After several circles and jerks, a little girl in the third pew
leaned toward her mother and whispered,
"If he gets loose, will he hurt us?"
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Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel, were
sitting together in church.� Joel giggled, sang and talked out
loud.
Finally, his big sister had had enough.
"You're not supposed to talk out loud in church."
"Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said,
"See those two men standing by the door?
They're hushers."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, Ryan, 3.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say 'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
"Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year
old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the
shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.
The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
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After the church service, a little boy told the pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."
"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"
"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've
ever had."
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A wife invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments.
They were ready to discuss the last one.� The teacher asked if
anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and quoted,
"Thou shall not take the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
including human beings.� Little Johnny, a child in the
kindergarten class, seemed especially intent when they told him
how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying as though he was
ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?"
Little Johnny responded,
"I have a pain in my side.� I think I'm going to have a wife!"
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"Our father, who does art in heaven, Howard is his name....
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human, because even though it was a very large mammal
its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human;
it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
{Kids Say the darnest things when you least expect it....}
