| Quotes |
| Tom: "alien�s will come down and be thanks tom, fucking no one knew about us, no one knew who we were, but you totally told em�, and I�d be like dude...no problem aliens�ya know?" "Hey...how old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! Put those things away!" "Its cold, it's raining...and this is the most boringest place on earth" "I wanna have an orgasm on stage here, all I need is some light kisses on the tip of my penis. Just little small ones" "We write songs about love, life, friendship, food...your mom" "For me, sex with a girl is a race to the orgasm, and I am undefeated" "Just one boobie will make me horny as shit. And if you have three boobies, then I'll get really, really horny!" "I can't live without Mexican food" "Marks penis only turns in a 90 degree angle" "Is this healthy? The rain, the cold, the Germany? The snot, the nose, the fever?" "I don't get boy bands these days. They don't write their own songs and everything is choreographed from their dance move to how they have sex with each other after the show" "Fuck me, I'm losing respect for myself as an artist...and as a lover" "Humor has become to clich� and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable" "I wet myself at night when I'm asleep, just like everybody...I spy on my day when he's taking a shower just like everybody else in this world...we're not just a joke band" "We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands. See who's having more fun" "Please don't throw up your dirty toilet paper, we're not hungry" "This type of music has a limited time span so we have to evolve and do the best we can now" "I've masturbated like five times in the last 24 hours, it hurts, I think it's gonna fall off" "I am a ninja of the mastabatory Arts" �I GOT LAID ONCE!!! She lives in Niagara falls....there�s a zoo there� �Last time I got in a fight, I was in seventh grade. It's the only fight I've ever been in. I hit the guy, and the guy hit the ground, man. Then I took off his pants and rubbed him down, man. No! I like girls. I've always liked girls. I think vaginas are much more attractive than penises. I think penises are God's cruel joke, I don't even like them--and I have one." "It's so obvious that I have the most masculine attributes. If femininity were a sport, the other two guys would have a gold medal. All I hear is, �When can I wear a dress? Can I paint my house pink?� That kind of stuff. By far, I'm the only one that resembles something like a Conan-type character. You can call me Conan." �I find a C cup to be very pleasant myself. I plan on getting some....on my dick. That way my dick will always be in a cloud of titties� Mark: "If at first you don'ts succeed, pay someone else to do it for you" "I've always shopped at Guitar Center. Hopefully you don't get the guy with the really, really long hair that just plays fucking "Stairway to Heaven" in front of you for 45 minutes" "My mom hates the title, she told me the other day, 'Your grandmother keeps asking with the title of the new record is, but I won't tell her'." "My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm a badass." "Disney moves are fuckin bitchin'" "We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth" "Screw the people that don't understand" "Let's drive over it with my car!" "I came from punk rock, but who knows if I'm punk" "I can't speak for any other bands, but I don't like anger, I don't like aggression. I hate music that's all about that" "I was always a loner" "Hey put those 13 year old boobs away, if I wanted to see 13 year old boobs I'd hang out at the junior high like my dad does." "This reminds me of that one time we went to that waterslide and that 60 year-old man came down and he was going so fast his pants fell off and I just stood there and stared at his big beautiful hairy balls. Oh Jesus, I wanted to lick them." Travis: "Mark and Tom have all the small things, I have all the big things" "Everything is beautiful in this band. It's much simpler than the nie piece I was in before." Other: Mark - "Let me tell you about the safest form of sex : its when you get super drunk and you have sex with like 10 people totally unprotected and you do intravenous drugs at the same time.......no, its not true" Tom - "It's not true, you gotta carry a weapon" Tom - "hey, hey Mark" Mark - "What? What the fuck is it Tom? I�m sick of 'hey, hey mark, mark, hey, look how I can make it bigger if I rub it, hey, hey mark��. Tom - "no seriously Mark, hey, hey Mark" |