Mirror Mirror
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop,
and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed,
she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline fortyfour".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light,
and her breasts
grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her
husband what happened,
and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says,
"Mirror,
mirror on the door,
make my penis touch the floor!"
Again, there is a bright flash and......
both his legs fall off.