MEGHAN: thanks cutter

Be my girlfriend

MR. SIGN: cutter cutter?

Mr. Singh?

MR. SIGN: Do you know the answer?

Mr. Singh I don�t even know what the question is

Man, you shoulda seen the air I was getting yesterday it was nukin� like big time, I was hittin� like ramp after ramp

Uh hey, I remember u from school what�s your name again corgan vegan? Fagan

MEGHAN: MEGHAN

MEGHAN uh hey do you think I can have some of those chips?

MEGHAN: Yea go ahead

Oh man these rule what are they

MEGHAN: Barbecue, I mean sour cream, sour cream and onion

Windsurfing cool like, you know �cause there�s wind you know and then also your surfing, so your like wind surfing

MEGHAN: I like you hair

Oh thanks its bleached

Hey! Ariel? I�m cutter do you know clothes are wet

ARIEL:I intended to rescue MEGHAN Larson

Oh no she�s fine

ARIEL: What is your interest in this disgusting bag of skin I inhabit cutter?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ariel that is way harsh, I mean I don�t think its disgusting, I mean I think its very un-disgusting in fact

ARIEL: That is because you inhabit a disgusting bag of skin, too

Ok I guess I do, What�s the alternative?

ARIEL:I wish to be gas, pure gas

Heh, that�s one weird ambition�so like uh u wanna be my girlfriend?

ARIEL:I find you vapid and shallow cutter

Alright maybe I am those things, you know shallow--defidently vapid--look I don�t know what that means but i�m sure if I did I could do that to but listen, vapid shallow people have feelings too ok? Check it out it�s a part hey MEGHAN how was your ride?

Meghan, the future Mrs. Cola, i'm telling you it is a lovely day for a wedding, yea of course id rather be wind surfing

Man are these fat free? I mean they look fat-free but i've never seen em such a golden brown before�chip?

Hey, who died and made you dictator dude? Hey your extremely rude you know that?

FANUL�S DAD: silence! Peon�

Man I seriously gotta improve my vocabulary� well hey check it out it�s a party hey Meghan, Ariel,

That�s pretty unusual

This dudes totally scammin on u Meg

Mint?

FANUL: curiously strong� you know I find I like MEGHAN�s brown head better than Ariel�s yellow head

Ha I hear ya bro, Yea that�s the whole Betty, veronica thing, freedom of choice, right on bro high 5! Never mind man

FANUL: Well it is a great honor to do my fathers bidding�and time consuming

MEGHAN: well don�t you have any fun

FANUL: duties do come first but sometimes i�m aloud to power float, its most enjoyable

MEGHAN: well how do you do that?

FANUL: well first you needa be a bubble

I-I don�t think I could do that

Oh hey Fanul have you ever mountain bike over a ledge into a river and then, like, floated down the rapids�Now that is extreme

FANUL: well that does sound recreational

Oh, defidently, we recreate constantly that�s one of the coolest things about earth, like last year, for instance i totally bladed down this mountain, you I mean I kinda fell mostly but it was still cool I was all like yeah!

MEGHAN: and what other stuff can we do cutter?

ARIEL: yes cutter what other choices can we make?

Ok, well uh, yea we got fully 18 flavors of potato chips, all of which are excellent�except yogurt-flavored one which is kinda weird

But your dad is like a full on tyrant dude� whoa I didn�t even know I knew that word�tyrant cool�he doesn�t want any freedom of choice. I mean he like froze that lady, you know. Ok it might look really cool you know �but it isn�t

MEGHAN:So maybe its time to stand up to your father

For like freedom and liberty right 'cause this might be the only planet in the whole universes with like 18 different flavors of potato chips ok? I mean you gotta think of that