Anyhow, the war that is happening is NOT something girls chat about on a Monday morning. What they watched on TV, maybe. What they bought at the mall on Saturday, possibly. Who they hooked up with at a party in the weekend. Most definitely! So find out what this weeks story is.
This story is about a girl called Carissa. Lol, now Carissa is a girl who thinks she's all that! She's a cry baby, a whinning spoilt brat, she eats waaay too much, & her attitude is, 'don't-hate-me-cos-I'm-beautiful.' Yeah right!The decent guys don't even look once, let alone twice at her. Because she's what we call the school's 'bicycle'. Ok, ok I'll stop bitching about her. But this girl is in way over her head. Here's what happened.
Well it was around the second day of the second term, so it happened a few months back. Well my friend Blitz, (who owns this sight) & I (Alexi), we were sitting in English & few rows behind Carissa, the blonde haired, blue eyed bimbo. (No offence to the blondes out there, cos I'm one too!) And anyway, this hot transfer student from Spain walks in & sits right in front of Carissa, she's sqealing & giggling with her girlfriends & he just turns around & gives her a smile & a nod. I'm sure Carissa nearly passed out right then & there. But no she held high.
Well now Carissa has a small problem. You see her breasts, (like what breasts?), are really small, the whole school gives her slack about it. & she hates it. Carissa really wanted this Spanish guy, who's name was Carlos by the way, to like her. But we all know guys like a chick with a chest.
So the next day Carissa comes into English going from a size A to a size C, maybe even D. I think she had trouble finding a bra big enough to fit them in cos they looked like they were going to pop out any second. So Blitz says. "Hey Rissa, your looking 'BIG' today." Carissa just smiles, flicks her hair & turns to Carlos who's eyes keep darting back & forth between her face & her chest, more so her chest. Then Mike, who is also in our class says.
"Yeah Carissa, you look like you might 'POP', any second." We all started laughing, you had to be there, it was hilarious. Now Mike & Carissa always argue, so Carissa wanted to show off in front of Carlos, she goes to Mike & gets right into his face.
"Get bent freak." She yelled right into his face. (The teacher was out photo copying, so we had no need to worry.) Carissa stood straight, she was wearing a singlet top which was tight, but sorta see through. She pressed out her chest & turned to Carlos who had got up & was now behind her, he knocked her breasts just a little & the wire must have punctured a hole in her fake tits. Then all this water came down her front. Only from the left one, the right was still intact, but it looked absolutely funny. She had one huge breast & one small one. Her top was now completely see through & you could see this jelly like thing stuffed in her bra. Everyone one in the class was on the floor laughing, but Blitz & I, we were crying, crying cos it hurt so much to laugh that hard. Even Carlos couldn't keep himself together. Man oh man, it was such a scene. Carissa ran out crying passing other classrooms with one fake breast bouncing up & down. We nearly pissed ourselves. By lunch time the whole school knew abut it, even the teachers did. She's never been able to live it down. She's even more of a bitch than ever, but hey, it was all worth it.
That incident was by Alexi, who was one of my closest friends. Thanks Lexi! That was the funniest moment ever.