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| 401.To Dr. Thomas Shearer by: Sidney Lanier Since you, rare friend! have tied my living tongue With thanks more large than man e'er said or sung, So let the dumbness of this image be My eloquence, and still interpret me. 402.The Duell by: Richard Lovelace Love drunk, the other day, knockt at my brest, But I, alas! was not within. My man, my ear, told me he came t' attest, That without cause h'd boxed him, And battered the windows of mine eyes, And took my heart for one of's nunneries. I wondred at the outrage safe return'd, And stormed at the base affront; And by a friend of mine, bold faith, that burn'd, I called him to a strict accompt. He said that, by the law, the challeng'd might Take the advantage both of arms and fight. Two darts of equal length and points he sent, And nobly gave the choyce to me, Which I not weigh'd, young and indifferent, Now full of nought but victorie. So we both met in one of's mother's groves, The time, at the first murm'ring of her doves. I stript myself naked all o're, as he: For so I was best arm'd, when bare. His first pass did my liver rase: yet I Made home a falsify too neer: For when my arm to its true distance came, I nothing touch'd but a fantastick flame. This, this is love we daily quarrel so, An idle Don-Quichoterie: We whip our selves with our own twisted wo, And wound the ayre for a fly. The only way t' undo this enemy Is to laugh at the boy, and he will cry. 403.The Shame of Going Back by: Henry Lawson The Shame of Going Back And the reason of your failure isn't anybody's fault -- Oh! it's then you learn the meaning of humiliation's cup. When we've fought the battle bravely and are beaten to the wall, 'Tis the sneers of men, not conscience, that make cowards of us all; And the while you are returning, oh! your brain is on the rack, And your heart is in the shadow of the shame of going back. When a beaten man's discovered with a bullet in his brain, They POST-MORTEM him, and try him, and they say he was insane; But it very often happens that he'd lately got the sack, And his onward move was owing to the shame of going back. Ah! my friend, you call it nonsense, and your upper lip is curled, I can see that you have never worked your passage through the world; But when fortune rounds upon you and the rain is on the track, You will learn the bitter meaning of the shame of going back; Going home with empty pockets, Going home hard-up; Oh, you'll taste the bitter poison in humiliation's cup. 404.The Unfortunate Lover by: Andrew MarvellAlas, how pleasant are their dayes With whom the Infant Love yet playes! Sorted by pairs, they still are seen By Fountains cool, and Shadows green. But soon these Flames do lose their light, Like Meteors of a Summers night: Nor can they to that Region climb, To make impression upon Time. 'Twas in a Shipwrack, when the Seas Rul'd, and the Winds did what they please, That my poor Lover floting lay, And, e're brought forth, was cast away: Till at the last the master-Wave. Upon the Rock his Mother drave; And there she split against the Stone, In a Cesarian Section. The Sea him lent these bitter Tears Which at his Eyes he alwaies bears. And from the Winds the Sighs he bore, Thus while they famish him, and feast, He both consumed, and increast:Andlanguished with doubtful Breath, Th' Amphibium of Life and Death. And now, when angry Heaven wou'd Behold a spectacle of Blood, Fortune and He are call'd to play At sharp before it all the day: And Tyrant Love his brest does ply With all his wing'd Artillery. Whilst he, betwixt the Flames and Waves, like Ajax, the mad Tempest braves. See how he nak'd and fierce does stand, And all he saies, a Lover drest In his own Blood does relish best. This is the only Banneret That ever Love created yet: Who though, by the Malignant Starrs, Forced to live in Storms and Warrs; Yet dying leaves a Perfume here, And Musick within every Ear: And he in Story only rules, In a Field Sable a Lover Gules. 405.Tadium Vita by: Oscar Wilde TO stab my youth with desperate knives, to wear This paltry age's gaudy livery, To let each base hand filch my treasury, To mesh my soul within a woman's hair, And be mere Fortune's lackeyed groom,--I swear I love it not! these things are less to me Than the thin foam that frets upon the sea, Less than the thistle-down of summer air Which hath no seed: better to stand aloof Far from these slanderous fools who mock my life 10 Knowing me not, better the lowliest roof Fit for the meanest hind to sojourn in, Than to go back to that hoarse cave of strife Where my white soul first kissed the mouth of sin. 406.The Last Request Destroy me now oh, obliterate me Cowardly now, sacrifice me, allow To perish, float away, eternity This torturous labyrinth, one calls life now My star burnt out, all hope hath flown away Everything good has been a dream and Waking moments, a painful display Each grain slowly cascades through life like sand Lack of survival, a coward one deems Final painful breath, is one of despair Luck has it, something I once fathomed dreams My existence in shambles, can�t repair The final smile, searching for regress I have none, except for the darkness 407. Don�t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. Charles Schultz 408.That they get bored of being children, are in a rush to grow up, and then long to be children again. 409.That they lose their health to make money and then lose their money to restore their health. 410.That by thinking anxiously about the future, they forget the present, such that they live neither for the present nor the future. 411.-That they live as if they will never die, and they die as if they had never lived." 412.-To learn that it is not good to compare themselves to others. All will be judged individually on their own merits, not as a group on a comparison basis! 413.To learn to forgive by practicing forgiveness. 414.People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did, but People will never forget how you made them feel. 415."He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals." -Benjamin Franklin 416."True love never dies for it is lust that fades away. Love bonds for a lifetime but lust just pushes away." 417.Within you I lose myself Without you I find myself Wanting to be lost again." 418."The act of writing is for me often nothing more than the secret or concious desire to carve words on a tombstone: to the memory of a town forever vanished, to the memory of a childhood in exile, to the memory of all those I loved and who, before I could tell them I loved them, went away." -Elie Wiesel 419."The nice thing about egoists is that they don't talk about other people." 420. "Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's ignorance." 421. "Love is blind, but friendship closes its eyes." 422."Remember friends as you pass by, As you are now so once was I. As low as I you once must be, Prepare yourself and follow me." -Gravestone from the 1800s 423."To laugh often and much To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; To know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded." -Ralph Waldo Emerson 424."For all sad words of tongue and pen, the saddest are those 'It might have been.'" -John Greenleaf Whittier 425."To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." -Elbert Hubbard 426. "The Road Not Taken" Two roads diverged in a yellow wood And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long as I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth, Then took the other as just as fair And having perhaps the better claim; Because it was grassy and wanted wear, Though as for that, the passing there Had worn them really about the same. And both that morning equally lay In leaves no step had trodden black. Oh, I kept the first for another day! Yet, knowing how way leads onto way i doubted if I should ever come back. I shall be telling this with a sigh, Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I- I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. -Robert Frost 427. "It is innocence that is full and experience that is empty. It is innocence that wins and experience that loses." -Charles Peguy 428.This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man." -Shakespeare 429. "Silence is the ultimate weapon of power." -Charles deGualle 430. "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." -Mark Twain 431. "Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." -Chinese Proverb 432. "After awhile you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul, And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises, And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open, with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a child, And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for paths. After awhile you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much. So plant your garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure... That you really are strong, And you really do have worth." -Veronica A. Shoffstall 433. dont be bitter and mean because you don't fit in, its a GIFT. look at you. you've got your individuality. you dont have the herd instinct, you can read Nietzsche and understand. only dumb people are happy. 434. "God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire 435. "If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?" -Abraham Lincoln 436. "If you think that something small cannot make a difference - try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room." 437. "Children need models rather than critics." -Joseph Joubert 438. "Children Learn What They Live" If children live with criticism, they learn to condemn. If children live with hostility, they learn to fight. If children live with jealousy, they learn what envy is. If children live with serenity, they learn to have a peace of mind. With what are your child Radiohead Quotes.... 439. do you really know where you�re going? do you have a plan-of-action to take the kinks out of your road to the future?.. you can reach and find happiness. you can reach for that plain peace-of-mind which you desire all you have to do is turn the key and open the door. 440. What will we mean? Nothing. 441. If you're frightened of dying and then you hold on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But, if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth. 442. theres a story about a place where it rains all the time and when people decide to kill themselves they stand with their faces turned to the sky mouths open until they drown 443. Words on a gravestone: I waited but you never came. 444. To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill. The only way to do it is to cover its face with wet bread and karate chop its head off. Otherwise you are in trouble and so is the neighbourhood. Wet sawdust demons like to terrorise. N.B. Pressing its face into wet bread that is on the ground works best though you can get a result just by throwing the bread at its face. 445. If you have been rejected many times in your life, then one more rejection isn't going to make much difference. If you're rejected, don't automatically assume it's your fault. The other person may have several reasons for not doing what you are asking her to do: one of it may have anything to do with you. Perhaps the person is busy or not feeling well or genuinely not interested in spending time with you. Rejections ar part of everyday life. Don't let them bother you. Keep reaching out to others. Keep reaching out to others. When you begin to receive positive responses, then you are on the right track. It's all a matter of numbers. Count the positive responses and forget about the rejections. 446. "...People would like to think that there's somebody up there who knows what he's doing. Since we don't participate, we don't control and we don't even think about questions of vital importance. We hope somebody is paying attention who has some competence. Let's hope the ship has a captain, in other words, since we're not taking part in what's going on... 447. ..It is an important feature of the igeological system to impose on people the feeling that they really are incompetent to deal with these complex and important issues: they'd better leave it to the captain. One device is to develop a star system, an array of figures who are media creations or creations of the academic propaganda establishment, whose deep insights we are supposed to admire and to whom we must happily and confidently assign the right to control our lives and to control international affairs...." - Noam Chomsky - The Chomsky Reader 448. People are aware, but not that bothered. 449. the easiest way to sleep at night is to carry on believing that i don't exist. the easiest way to sell your soul is to carry on believing that we don't exist. it must be hard with your head on backwards. antidotes for loneliness in a goldfish bowl. |
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| 1.Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers." 2.Happineiss is not a fish you can catch"- OLP 3.Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics." 4."The only difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word fuck." 5."It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar." 6."If God dropped acid, would he see people?" 7."There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term memory, and I forget the third." 8."Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be a buunch of bastards." 9."The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity." 10."Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." 11."For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news." 12."If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?" 13.The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true." 14."What's another word for Thesaurus?" 15."As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something." 16."It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream." 17."Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger." 18."To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might just be the world." 19."We are not human beings having a spiritual experience, we are spiritual beings having a human experience." 20."The best bridge between despair and hope is often just a good night's sleep." 21."To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven." 22."Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare." 23."The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one doing it." 24."It takes a minute to like someone, and hour to love someone, but to forget someone takes a life time." 25."To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all." 26."Lust is when you love what you see. Love is when you lust for what's inside." 27."The best things in life are never rationed. Friendship, loyalty, love do not require coupons." 28."A broken heart is a monument to love that will never die;fulfillment is a monument to love that is already on it's deathbed." 29." What is first love worth, except to prepare for a second? /What does second love bring? Only regret for the first." 30."The first time ever I saw your face/ I thought the sun rose in your eyes/ and the moon and the stars were the gifts u gave/ to the dark and the empty skies ." 31." I love u more than yesterday and less than tomorrow ." 32."Don't wait for love whatever you do, people can't make your dreams come true" 33."Life with out a friend is death without a witness." 34."Never Explain--your Friends do not need it and your Enemies will not believe you anyway." 35.Don't wait to know a girl better to kiss her; kiss her, and you'll know her better. 36.A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. 37.If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of a doubt. 38.Love can sometimes be magic, but magic can sometimes just be an illusion. 39.I don't know if I should smile because we're friends or cry because that all we'll ever be. 40.I guess I've been wishing on someone else's star because� it seems it seems as if someone else keeps getting what I am wishing for. 41.Don't take life too seriously-it's not like your gonna get out alive. 42.Falling in love is exactly that, FALLING, there's no controlling it. 43.Love is like heaven, but it can hurt like hell. 44.Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your mouth. 45.If someone betrays you once, it's there fault. If someone betrays you twice it's your fault. 46.I fell in love with him, only to see him fall in love with someone else. 47.Maybe that's why he is the man of my dreams, in my dreams is the only place I'll ever have him. 48.I love you, I am not going to hide it. It's not like I could lose something I never really had. 49.I told him I loved him, and the feelings were mutual, he loved himself to. 50.Sometimes I wonder who he`s picturing when he looks at me and smiles. 51.You know what my idea of the werst feeling in the world is? falling in love with your best friend in the whole world and watching him fall in love with someone else. 52.Love is like a tug of war, one JERK after another. 53.It wasn`t my ear you whispered into, it was my heart. It wasn`t my lips you kissed, it was my soul. 54.If you love someone, tell them before you lose them forever. 55. If missing me is hard, try missing you. booz may not be the answer but it helps me forget the question 56.time flys like the wind...fruit flies like bananas 57.They say it's never too late to learn to play the piano, but its 2:00am. I really wish my roommate would quit it and go to bed. 58.September is National Chicken Month. Now, does that come before or after National Egg Month? 59.If it looks easy, it's hard. If it looks hard, it's impossible. If it looks impossible, it's due tomorrow 1st period 60.Can a stupid person be a smart-ass? 61.Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 62.If you were to strangle a Smurf, what color would it turn? 63.You can't buy happiness but you can sure as hell lease it. 64.Never argue with a fool. He may be doing the same thing 65.Every time I try to see things your way, I get a headache. 66.Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. 67.Beauty lies in the hands of the BEERholder. 68.If a turtle doesnt have a shell, would it be considered homeless? 69.If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? 70.Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? 71.On the other hand, you have different fingers 72.We have enough youth - how about a fountain of smart? 73.Sex alone is not enough to build a relationship, but with two people... 74.Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up. 75.Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone! 76.Into every life some rain must fall. Ever notice that its always when your car windows are down? 77.This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over. 78. When everything is coming your way, watch out...you're in the wrong lane. Do you ever wish you could be in someone else`s shoes for a month? Maybe for a day? Even for a second for that matter, just so you could know what it`s like to be loved by him. 79.No one is to young to fall in love. For, love is not flt by the brain, which knows age, but by the heart which had no age limet. 80.If you love someone, let them go, if they return to you, then you know it was meant to be. If they don`t, they were never yous to begin with. 81.You don`t love a guy because he is gorgeous, he is gorgeous because you love him. 82.If everything I said would make you smile, I would talk forever. 83.I know I shouldn`t like him, 'cause I know it's not working, so I convince myself I don`t. And then I see him and he`ll put his arms around me or say� anything. And then all that logic and convincing myself all just evaporate. 84.I want to be happy because he is happy-But how can I be happy knowing I am not the one making him smile? 85.If this is just a crush, I don`t know if I could take it if the real thing ever happened. 86.What does SHE have that I don`t? The only thing I can think of is, YOU. 87.Why am I falling for you again? What is it about you? I mean, we don`t even talk any more. But one day I saw you walking and looked and just�. smiled. 88.It hurt me so much to love you the way I do. And then I look at you and realize how much you don't care. 89.When I don't think there is a reason to live, I just look into your eyes, and that alone is my reason. 90."Why? cuz I don't yo!....." 91."Hez a big foine papa wanna smack em around/back his thang up/ smack his thang around" 92."Life sucks and then you die so light up some (Yana) pot and kiss the sky!" 93.Roses are red Violets are blue I'm in love But not with you When we broke up You thought i cryed All it was Was another guy I said I loved you And you thought it was true Well guess what honey you got played too 94.*~Guys love to lie * And make us cry * And Break our heart * And rip our whole life apart*But we're really the fools * Cuz we forgive them every time*And believe all their "I'm sorry" lines*And after all they've said and done*we'll never stop lovin them! 95.I want a guy that loves me for my mind and not my body, but plays with my body and not my mind!! 96.~Hold a friend's hand through ties of trial, let them find love through a hug and a smile;But also know when it is time to let go, for each and every one of us must learn to grow~ 97.i CaNT FiNd dA wOrDs 2 SaY, 2 teLL u ThaT i FeeL DiS WaY If u LoOK aT mE yOu'LL UndErstANd ,aLL i wAnT is 2 HoLD uR HaNd WaNtInG u iS aLL i DrEaM , mY HeaRT aCheS i wANnA SCReaM If OnlY u nEw mY FeeLiNGS fOr U, I WiSh u FeLt dA sAMe WaY 2 I LuV U 98.*u OnLy HaTe Me CaUsE u lOvE Me* * U OnLy TaLk aBoUt Me CaUsE u WaNnA bE mE* *tHeReFoRe If My NaMe StAys In YoUr MoUtH* *i MuSt StAy On YoUr *MiNd* 99.*4GeT ThE TiMeS He WaLkEd By*4Get The TiMeS He MaDe u cRy*4GeT The TiMeS He sPoKe uR nAmE*ReMeMbEr NoW uR nOt ThE SaMe*4GeT ThE TiMeS He HeLd uR HaNd*4GeT ThE SwEeTsT ThiNgS iF u CaN*4GeT aLL ThE TiMeS & DoN't PreTeNd*CuZ ReMeMbEr NoW HeS JusT uR FrIeNd* 100."He broke my heart, he shattered it like glass...so when he comes crawling back, I'll say honey 'KISS MY ASS'!" 101."The best gift you can give is a hug: One size fits all and nobody ever minds if you return it" 102.seemingly out of the blue, you'll stop to think of me, only because those kisses finally found their way to you 103.You told me you loved me but that was a lie* You said u wanted 2 just be close friends and that made me cry *All the memories and times we had together always go thru my mind* I should have known better than to beleive that u weren*t the playing kind* Friends warned me right from the start* They said "Hes only gonna breaK your heart"*"* I fell for your game and beleived in you all the way through* Now it*s me sitting here with a broken heart, Boy, you*ve definatly changed my point of view*~ 104.����it�h��� �-is fo�.how b��utiful i �m I-is fo� how i�t�llig��t i �m T-is f� h�w t�u�hi�g i �m C-is fo� h�w ���l i �m H-St��ds f� how h�r� im g�i�g to kick your ass �ext time u �all me � �it�h! 105.:*OnE gOLdEn RuLe tO LiVe bY*:� �:* aNd kEeP uS giRLs oN tRaK*:� �:* nEvEr LuV a pLaYa*:� �:*cUz hE'LL nEvEr LuV u BaCk*:� 106.It's so easy to make a single motion and to say a single word, so why is it so hard when the motion is a wave and the word is goodbye? 107.And now you know the way if feels to cry, The way i cried when you broke my world in two, and baby I know the way to break a heart, cuz I learned from the best..I learned from U! 108.A MaN iS A KiNg A KiNg Is A RuLeR, A RuLeR is 12 InChEs, sTiLl ThInK uR a MaN?? 109.*When eagles forget how to fly, and it's 20 below in July. When violets turn red and roses are blue-That's when I'll stop loving you* 110.*I rAn Up ThE dOoR & cLoSeD tHe StAiRs...SaId My PaJaMa's AnD PuT oN mY pRaYeRs...TuRnEd Off ThE bEd & JuMpEd In ThE LiTe...All B/c u KiSseD mE gOoD NiTe* 111.I dont wanna be #1- Be-ing #1 means there is a 2 and 3- I wanna be the ONLY 1 112.If he is the first thing you think of when you wake up, the only thing you think of when you're awake, and the last thing you think of before you go to bed, then he's truly somebody special. 113.*teddy bears don't solve problems, and tears don't make the hurt go away* 114.Chicks before dicks...Ho's before bros...Sistas before mistas!! 115.The gene pool could use a little chlorine. 116.Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy 117.LOTTERY: A tax on people who are bad at math. 118.Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes. 119.I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. 120.I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. 121.Few women admit their age, few men act it. 122.Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an idiot. 123.Some people are alive only because it is illegal to kill them. 124.Give me ambiguity or give me something else. 125.Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. 126.He who laughs last thinks slowest. 127.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 128.Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. 129.3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't. 130. Why is "abbreviation" such a long word? 131. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 132.Honk if you love peace and quiet. 133. Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool. 134. Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it? 135. I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back. 136.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 137. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. 138.Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot. 139.It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you. 140.When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS. 141.I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 142.Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? 143.If Clinton is the answer, it must have been a stupid question. 144. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students! 145.We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. 146.Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. 147.Don't steal. The government hates competition. 148.If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk. 149.I hear you lost your cat? Check under my tire. 150.I can only please one person a day, and today ain't your day... (tomorrow ain't looking good either). 151.National Atheist's Day April 1 152.Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician 153.i souport publik edekasion 154.All generalizations are false. 155.If you don't like the news, go out and make some. 156.Sorry, I don't date outside my species. 157.I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight! 158.Where there's a will, I want to be in it! 159.Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! 160.IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you have got. 161.I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want? 162.I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 163.I can handle pain until it hurts. 164.I'm objective; I object to everything. 165.Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks. 166.No matter where you go, you're there. 167.If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane. 168.Life's a beach, and then you drown. 169.Time flies when you don't know what you're doing. 170.Have a nice day... somewhere else. 171.It's been Monday all week. 172.Gravity always gets me down. 173.I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway. 174.They told me I was gullible... and I believed them. 175.You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. 176.If God intended man to smoke, He would have set him on fire. 177.It's bad luck to be superstitious. 178.Support bacteria! It's the only culture some people have. 179.I believe in getting in hot water; it keeps you clean. 180.According to my best recollection, I don't remember. 181.I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. 182.The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened. 183.I still miss my ex-wife. But my aim is improving. 184.I can't go to work today. The voices told me to stay home and clean the guns. 185.CAUTION! I drive like you do! 186.Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 187.I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. 188.I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 189.If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? 190.Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 191.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular? 192.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. 193.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 194.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. 195.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. 196.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 197.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. 198.Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 199.A day without sunshine is like, night. 200.The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. 201.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty. 202.Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW! 203.Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? 204.Life is too complicated in the morning. 205.All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done. 206.Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody. 207.Ask me about my vow of silence. 208.Grow your own dope. Plant a man. 209.My karma ran over your dogma. 210.If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria. 211.Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. 212."It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone if your heart still does." 213."True love comes and never goes away. But when you love a person with all your heart and they can't do the same, let them free to fly. Knowing the person you love is happy is the best gift loving a person can get out of." -- Unknown 214."How come you have enough time to go out and make other girls fall in love with you, but you don't have enough time to pay attention to the girl who already does?" -- Unknown 215."Love we can't have lasts the longest, hurts the deepest, and feels the strongest." -- 216."Never underestimate the power of forgiveness, for you, the forgiver, will free the troubled soul of the forgiven." -- Unknown 217."An ounce of image is worth a pound of performance." -Peter and Hall 218. "They talk most who have the least to say." -Matthew Prior 219."Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory." -Albert Schweitzer 220."Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it." -Woody Allen 221."Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, "Wish you were here." -Steven Wright 222."To you, I'm an Atheist; To god, I'm loyal competion." 223."If we want peace, we must first embrace chaos." -Norma O. Abrego 224."It's better to have lost a lover than to have loved a loser." 225."Destiny is something that we've invented because we can't stand that fact that everything we do is coincidental." -Sleepless in Seattle 226."You tried your best and you failed miserably! The lesson is never try." -Homer Simpson, The Simpsons 227."Every exit is an entry somewhere." -Tom Stoppard 228."I was drowning my sorrows, but my sorrows, they learned to swim." -U2, Until The End Of The World 229."God made pot, man made beer - who do you trust?" -unknown 230."Love is so easy to feel but the hardest thing to say." 231."Perhaps I know why it is man alone who laughs: He alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter." -Friedrich Nietzsche 232."Procrastination - I'll deal with it sooner or later." -Bumper Sticker 233."Sometimes we have to put up with the rain, before we can see a rainbow 234.Well, it seems to me that the best relationships-- the ones that last-- are frequently the ones that are rooted in friendship. You know, one day you look at the person and you see something more than you did the night before. Like a switch has been flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is, suddenly the only person you can ever imagine yourself with." -Dana Scully, The X-Files 235.we cant make someone love us, just stalk them until they give in" -unknown 236."love is like a fire, it can either ruin your life, or keep you warm" -unknown 237."Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours." 238.Seventy-five percent of your body heat is lost through the top of your head. Which sounds like you could go skiing naked if you got a good hat." -Jerry Seinfeld 239."A person can never get over a broken heart if they aren't willing to let go of all of the pieces." -unknown 240."Loneliness is the herd that herds the deepest... It is the ache that you cant cure. It is the desperation of a late night telephone call. It is the lover in the shadows, It is the onethat got away. It is the cry of the south bound birds in the fall." -Lynn Miles 241.If you have to ask, you're not entitled to know -Abbot's laws 242. "IBM - I Blame Microsoft" "ISDN - It Still Does Nothing" "APPLE - Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity" "BASIC - Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control" "ATM - Another Technical Mistake" "A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive." "ACLU - American Criminal Liberties Union" 243."Just because your not smiling doesn't mean your not happy." 244. "A faith that cannot survive collision with the truth is not worth many regrets." 245.Cooking: The Art of Turning Appliances and Utensils into Excuses and Apologies." 246.I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? 247.Did the first roll of toilet paper have instructions? 248.I still would like to go to a fight and see a hockey game break out. 249.If your classmate was pressuring you not to take peer pressure, then what? 250.What happens if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? |
| 251. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant a little like making a peeing section in the swimming pool? 252.Can you charge your Visa bill to your Mastercard? 253.Twenty-four hours in a day...twenty-four beers in a case...coincidence? 254.If you throw a cat out of a car window, does it become kitty litter? 255.Places that have those signs, 'NO shirt, NO shoes, NO service'. What are they thinking? Don't they think things like pants are important also? 256.Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? 257.What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 258. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? 259.Is it possible to be illegaly blind? 260.If you're bald, what do they put for your hair color on your Driver's license? 261.If you are home schooled and you're sick...where are you? 262.I'd be pretty scared getting fired from a match company. 263.When a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose? 264.How can there be self-help 'groups'? 265."The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself." -Ben Franklin 266."To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one's own in the midst of abundance." -Buddha 267."When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Helen Keller 268."People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Abraham Lincoln 269."Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy." -Robert Anthony 270."The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." -Allan K. Chalmers 271."Action may not always bring happiness; but there is no happiness without action." -Benjamin Disraeli 272."Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life." -Burton Hills 273."Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." -Cynthia Nelms 274."Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead." -Scottish Proverb 275."Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society." -William Makepeace Thackeray 276."People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost." -H. Jackson Browne 277."I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive." -Henry Miller 278."The joy that isn't shared dies young." -Anne Sexton 279."Fear less, hope more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Hate less, love more; And all good things are yours." -Swedish Proverb 280."The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for." -Allan K. Chalmers 281."We create an environment where it is alright to hate, to steal, to cheat, and to lie if we dress it up with symbols of respectability, dignity and love." -Whitney Moore, Jr. 282."You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and affection." -Buddha 283."A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same." -Elbert Hubbard 284."Many an opportunity is lost because a man is out looking for four-leaf clovers." -Anon. 285."The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves." -Victor Hugo 286."To fall in love is easy, even to remain in it is not difficult; our human loneliness is cause enough. But it is a hard quest worth making to find a comrade through whose steady presence one becomes steadily the person one desires to be." -Anna Louise Strong 287."The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed." -J. Krishnamurti 288."The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." -Thomas Paine 289."Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." -Anon. 290."There are three things men can do with women: love them, suffer for them, or turn them into literature." -Stephen Stills 291."Love means never having to say you're sorry." -Erich Segal 292."In love the paradox occurs that two beings become one and yet remain two." -Erich Fromm 293."To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead." -Bertrand Russell 294."Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'" -Erich Fromm 295."Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance." -Oscar Wilde 296."Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within." -James Baldwin 297."Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." -William Congreve 298."Ladies of Fashion starve their happiness to feed their vanity, and their love to feed their pride." -Charles Caleb Colton 299."What power has love but forgiveness? In other words by its intervention what has been done can be undone. What good is it otherwise?" William Carlos Williams 300."Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where they dream." -Roger Rosenblatt |
| 301."I love to be alone. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude." -Henry David Thoreau 302."The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep." -Robert Frost, Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening 303."I hold it true,what'er befall; I feel it, when I sorrow most; 'Tis better to have loved and lost Than never to have loved at all." -Alfred Lord Tennyson, In Memoriam 304.-"Is it better to have loved than lost, suffered profusely, than go through the same hell again?" 305."Love thine enemies...it really pisses them off." 306."Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it." 307.Edgar Allan Poe: "An unmanly sort of man whose love life seems to have been largely confined to crying in laps and playing mouse." 308."Choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color. Choosing your socks by their character makes no sense, and choosing your friends by their color is unthinkable." 309."Just when you think that a person is just a backdrop for the rest of the universe, watch them and see that they laugh, they cry, they tell jokes ... they're just friends waiting to be made." 310."I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." -Dave Barry 311."Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It's not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." 312."When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy." 313."He who has a thousand friends Has not a friend to spare, While he who has one enemy Shall meet him everywhere." -Ralph Waldo Emerson 314."When you choose your friends, don't be short-changed by choosing personality over character." -W. Somerset Maugham 315."True friends stab you in the front." -Oscar Wilde 316."Earn cash in your spare time--blackmail your friends." 317."Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently." 318."People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be." -Abraham Lincoln 319."Nobody really cares if you're miserable, so you might as well be happy." -Cynthia Nelms 320."Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy." 321."Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead." 322."I'm not like them but I can pretend, the sun is gone but have a light, the day is done and I'm having fun, I think I'm dumb, or maybe just happy." -Nirvana, "Dumb" 323."Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy." 324."One should never criticize his own work except in a fresh and hopeful mood. The self-criticism of a tired mind is suicide." 325."Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism." 326."If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything." -Mark Twain 327."It is an old maxim of mine that when you have excluded the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Conan Doyle 328."It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place." -H. L. Mencken 329."You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad." -Aldous Huxley 330."As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand." -Josh Billings 331."As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand." -Josh Billings 332."The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple." -Oscar Wilde 333."High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail." 334.Salvador Dali: "The naked truth about me is to the naked truth of Salvador Dali as an old ukelele" 335."Surfing on the Internet is like sex; everyone boasts about doing more than they actually do. But in the case of the Internet, it's a lot more." -Tom Fasulo 336."Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." 337."The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says: 'It's a girl.'" -Shirley Chisholm 338."Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved." 339."The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette." 340.Ae fond kiss, and then we sever! A farewell, and then forever! Deep in heart-wrung tears I'll pledge thee, Warring sighs and groans I'll wage thee. Who shall say that Fortune grieves him, While the star of hope she leaves him?Me, nae cheerful twinkle lights me, Dark despair around benights me." -Robert Burns, Ae Fond Kiss 341."Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now, Thus much let me avow-- You are not wrong who deem That my days have been a dream; Yet if hope has flown away In a night, or in a day, In a vision, or in none, Is it therefore the less gone? All that we see or seem Is but a dream within a dream." -Edgar Allan Poe, Dream Within A Dream, A 342."A hundred words couldn't make you love me. I know because I tried. And neither could a hundred tears. I know because I cried. You left me with a broken heart and hopeful memories too. But I didn't want those memories. I only wanted you." 343.Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."- 344.*Goodbyes Make You Wonder, They make you realize what you have had, what you've lost, and what you've taken for granted* 345.Sebastian: Oh, c'mon Kathryn. It's too easy. Go get one of those moron friends of yours to do it. I have a reputation to uphold. Kathryn: Oh, but diddling the therapist daughter's a challenge. Sebastian:(smiles wickedly) She was overcharging. 346.What makes you think I'd go for that bet? That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. Kathryn: 'Cause I'm the only person you can't have and it kills you. Sebastian: (turns and goes to leave)Whatever. Kathryn: You can put it anywhere. Sebastian: (pauses and contemplates the idea, then turns and smiles) You got yourself a bet, baby. 347.Eat me Sebastian. It's alright for guys like you and Court Reynolds to fuck everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 just to be considered a lady? I'm the Marsha-fucking-Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes, I wanna kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis Dr. Freud. Are you in or are you out? 348.Sebastian: Yep. Then I fucked your daughter. Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me? Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water? Mrs. Sugarman: No. Thank you. 349.Sebastian: I'm not losing our bet. It's just taking a little longer than I expected. Kathryn: Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride? Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing you're going to be riding is me. 350.sebastian: Why can't wr be together? Annette: You really wanna know why? Sebastian: Yes, I wanna know why. Annette: Because I don't trust myself with u 351."The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo." 353."Some people are born mediocre, some people achieve mediocrity, and some people have mediocrity thrust upon them." 354."If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." 355."Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up save in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." 356."The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die." 357."Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many." 358."He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end." 359."Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite." 360."It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God--but to create him." 361."Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." 362.It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way--in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. Charles Dickens, opening line of A Tale of Two Cities 363.To err is human, to forgive divine. Alexander Pope, An Essay on Criticism 364.Aim for the stars and maybe you'll reach the sky. 365.Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow. 366.God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other. Reinhold Niebuhr 367.People talking without speaking, People hearing without listening, People writing songs that voices never share, and no one dare disturb the Sound of Silence.Simon & Garfunkel, Sounds of Silence 368.All lies and jest; still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. Simon & Garfunkel, The Boxer 369.Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus 370.No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. Heraclitus 371.I think; therefore I am. Rene Descartes 372.Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Chinese Proverb 373.Our care should not be to have lived long as to have lived enough. Seneca 374.It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race. 375.Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place Mark Twain 376.Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. 378.Better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven. 378. is to attempt seeing Truth without knowing Falsehood. It is the attempt to see the Light without knowing Darkness. It cannot be. Frank Herbert, Dune 379.People need hard times and oppression to develop psychic muscles. Frank Herbert, Dune 380.Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. . . . the human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive. Frank Herbert, Dune 381.What do you despise? By this are you truly known. 382.There was only one catch and that was Catch22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask, and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Joseph Heller, Catch22 385.The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller, Catch22 386."And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways", Yossarian continued "There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain?" Joseph Heller, Catch22 387.Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself; but talent instantly recognizes genius. 388.Mr. Sherlock Holmes,who was usually very late in the mornings, save upon those not infrequent occasions when he was up all night, was seated at the breakfast table. 389.Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up these defenses, you build this whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life. You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They do something dumb on day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own any more. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darknes, so working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a body-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love. Neil Gaiman 390.In a mad world, only the mad are sane. Akiro Kurosawa 391.if at first you don't succeed, well, so much for skydiving. Victor O'Reilly 392.Necessity, who is the mother of invention. Plato 393.The beginning is the most important part of the work. Plato 394.Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another. Plato 395.Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind. 396.Democracy, which is a charming form of government, full of variety and disorder, and dispensing a sort of equality to equals and unequals alike. 397.What a poor appearance the tales of poets make when stripped of the colours which music puts upon them, and recited in simple prose. 398.The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. 399.Tadium Vita by: Oscar Wilde TO stab my youth with desperate knives, to wear This paltry age's gaudy livery, To let each base hand filch my treasury, To mesh my soul within a woman's hair, And be mere Fortune's lackeyed groom,--I swear I love it not! these things are less to me Than the thin foam that frets upon the sea, Less than the thistle-down of summer air Which hath no seed: better to stand aloof Far from these slanderous fools who mock my life 10 Knowing me not, better the lowliest roof Fit for the meanest hind to sojourn in, Than to go back to that hoarse cave of strife Where my white soul first kissed the mouth of sin. 400. Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. - Dorothy parker |
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