| Quotes and Funny Exerpts |
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| "It's for you Perce," said George, "And there'll be little flags on the hoods with HB on them." "for Humongous Bighead," said Fred. |
| "I solemly swear that I am up to no good." |
| "Seen anything yet?" Harry asked them after a quarter of an hour's quiet crystal gazing. "Yeah there is a burn on this table," said Ron pointing, "Someones spilled their candle." |
| "I don't need any help," Ron whispered. "Its obvious what this means. Theres going to be loads of fog tonight." Both Harry and Hermion burst out laughing. |
| UNDER CONSTRUCTION STILL!:) |
| "Shooting stars down in Kent-I'll bet that was Dedalus Diggle. He never had much sense." -Prof. McGonagall |
| "Dudley thought for a moment. It looked like hard work. Finally he said slowly, 'So I'll have thirty...thirty...' 'Thirty-nine sweetums.'" -Dudley and Mrs. Dursley |
| "Yes, exactly. I hear he's sort of a savage-lives in a hut on the school grounds & every now and then he gets drunk, tries to do magic and sets fire to his bed." -Draco Malfoy |
| "I've decided to call him Norbert," said Hagrid, looking at the dragon with misted eyes. "He really knows me now, watch. Norbert! Norbert! Where's Mommy?" "He's lost his marbles," Ron muttered in Harry's ear. -Hagrid and Ron |
| "Is he a bit mad?" he asked Percy uncertainly. "Mad?" said Percy airly. "He's a genius! Best wizard in the world! But he is a bit mad, yes. Potatoes, Harry?" -Percy and Harry |
| "Urgh-troll boogers." -either Ron or Harry |
| "So light a fire!" Harry choked. "Yes-of-course-but there's no wood!" Hermione cried wringing her hands. "HAVE YOU GONE MAD?" Ron bellowed. "ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?" |
| More to come... |