| 71. Call him Severus. 72. If you're brave, call him Sev. 73. If you're really brave, call him "Sevvie-kins". 74. If you're really, relly, really brave, call him "precious little Sevvie-kins". 75. When he's teaching, say "Delicious" or "Scrumptious!" afterevery ingredient he lists off. 76. Ask him about his private life and personal hygiene. 77. Form a cheerleading sqad. Make up a dance and chant for him, follow him around. 78 Send him Valentines in February, And in August. 79. To avoid suspicion and create more annoyance, give vague hints in these Valentines that they are from a certain blonde Slytherin. 80. Offer him sweets. Every chance you get. Insist that he tries the green ones. 81. Follow him around singing cheerful Beatles songs until you can sing no more. 82. Find out when his birthday is. Throw a surprise party. Shower him with gold ribbons and pink balloons. 83. Make a habit out of grabbing Harry Potter and dragging him into Snape's office by his ears, crying "Here he is, Sir! I've got him!" 84. Turn in all your essays on perfumed paper covered in scribbled little love-hearts. 85. When he turnes his back, imitate anything all he has just said in a high, squeaky voice. 86. Ask him if he's ticklish. Tell him if he lies "you'll know". 87. Conclude potions lessons with the words "See you next time folks! Same bat time! Same bat channel!" 88. Be sure to let him know when there's a full moon coming. 89. Everytime his back is turned in class, move your seat closer to him. Continue until you are directly in front of him or the lesson ends. 90. In speaking with him, casually refer to Voldemort as "yer boss". 91. Greet him as you would your life-long friend, punch him in the arm and call him "Sevster, old pal". 92. Transfigure his robes into comic-book super-hero style tights, cape, logo and utility belt 93. Sign you name on anything of his you can get hold of. 94. "Forget healing potions, Sir! Lets bottle some fame!" 95. Ask for his autograph. 96. Volunteer to assist him. Drop or brake anything he requires you to be in contact with. 97. Let him catch you pretending your wand is a light-sabre. Ask him if he wants to be Obi-Wan or Han Solo. Offer to show him how to make the correct "sabre-sounds". 98. Dust the floor behind him, following him as he walks, also dust anything he touches. 99. Charm his hair into ringlets. 100. Ask him to teach you how to tango. 101. Trip him up in the halls, every single chance you get. 102. When he leans in to see the contents of your cauldron, whack him over the head, scream "Tag, you're it!" and dash out of the classroom, giggling. 103. Wolf- howl loudly from a VERY good hiding place. 104. Try to get him to dance the Hokey-Pokey. Demonstrate. 105. Grab a friend. Grab his wand. Play "Snapey-in the-middle". 106. Bounce up and down with anticipation until he begins each class. 107. As he walks by, enquire loudly of your friends if he "isn't just the cutest littlie thing you ever did see?" 108. Look at him. Give him over- exaggerated expressions. Change you expression every 5 seconds. excited, scared, thoughtful, angry, sad, demure, happy, etc 109. Sneak up behind him, Blindfold him. Spin him in circles a few times. Run away. 110. Wear a tutu to class. When he berates you tell him "if your really that jealous, you can try it on later". |
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