tests

TESTS!!! TAKE A TEST TO SEE IF YOUR GAY, A HOE, AND MORE!

The Gay Test: (be honest, there's no shame)

1. How many times do you find yourself dreaming or fantasizing about a person/ people of the same sex?
a) Often
b) Rarely
c) Never

2. Do you often do things that people of the opposite sex do? (ex. if you're a boy, do you like doing hair, or double dutch. Or if you're a girl, you like football or mechanics.)
a) Sometimes
b) once in awhile
c) never

3. Do you ever think of what it'd be like if you were with someone of the same sex?
a) yes, all of the time
b) no, never!
c) I have, but so what! It's not all of the time.

4. If you're a male- do you like muscular women? If you're a women- do you like scrawny, long haired dudes?
a) yes, love them
b) they're okay
c)hell no!

5. Do you enjoy oral sex?
a)yes
b) it's okay
c) no

6. Do you ever act gay, even if you're kidding?
a)yes, often.
b)sometimes-but im kidding
c) no

7. Do you like viewing porn, or going to strip bars to watch the same sex perform?
a) yes
b)sometimes
c) hell no

8. Are you into watching gays? Or does it turn you on?
a)yea- it's cool!
b)kinda
c)eww, that's sick!

Answers for quiz, add up your points, then scroll down and read your scoring.

1. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0
2. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0
3. a)2 b) 0 c) 1
4. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0
5. a) 0 b) 1 c) 2
6. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0
7. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0
8. a) 2 b) 1 c) 0

If you scored:
16-10
You have homosexual tendicies. You probably would consider being with a person of the same sex. You may not know that now, but you are probably gay.

10-5
You may enjoy some things gays/lesbians like. But that doesn't mean you are one. You could possibly be, but you seem in the middle of who you preference is.

5-0
You are straight. Nobody says there's anything wrong with liking one or two things a homosexual would. But for now, you seem to stick with the opposite sex.

The Hoe Test (be honest, there's no shame)

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Dis 4 da gurls-
Do you often let people feel on you? Had you had sex with 5 or more different guys before the age of 15? Do you let people jack you off? Have you slept around with more than one guy at the same time? Did you ever have sex in exchange for money and/ or gifts? Did you ever pay someone for sex? Did you ever suck dick? Were you pregnant before age 15? Have you ever been pimped? Did you ever get t-rolled (got fucked guy after guy)? Do you left strangers feel on you? Did you ever strip or let somebody do something nasty to you for cash? Do you give anyone pussy on the first night, or have you? Did you ever force a guy to have sex with you?

Well if you said yes to one or more of these questions, you's a hoe! But don't feel bad, I can be yo PIMP!
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