The Velvet Rope
Kitty: Eric, you hardly touched your breakfast.
Eric:That's because I don't know what it is.
Kitty:Well, it's... it's just eggs and hash and... surprises.
Hyde: God you're dumb.
Kelso: I guess that's why I need to study.
Fez:Those poor stupid geeks. Oh my God! We're geeks!
Bouncer: I didn't care.
Eric: You didn't care, huh, uh huh, So you're just sitting there, watching the kid go around in circle, duck, duck, duck, he's getting closer and closer, duck, you're shaking with anticipation, duck, maybe he'll pick me, duck, maybe I'll be able to run and laugh at the joy of being a goose and then he comes to you and places his hand on your head and says duck and you're telling me you didn't care?
Bouncer: Ok it hurt.
Eric: Yes! Exactly what I'm trying to say, thank you! And now you've made me the duck!
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