Pinciotti vs Forman
JACKIE: Wow...Donna you look great! What could it be? Oh I know you lost 80 pounds of ugly fat. Burn Eric, burn!
ERIC: First of all I weight one hundred and thirty- forty nine pounds.
FEZ: Yeah you look good to Eric. You lost your one true love so looking good.
JACKIE: Well, if you�re kicking her out then you�re kicking me out.
ERIC: No, Jackie, no...Oh wait, I mean BYE!
ERIC: (Blowing steam) And then she comes down to the basement like it�s no big deal� And after what happened? And she�s gonna act like everything is cool and everything is fine! You don�t love me you don�t get my couch or my friends. I�m a packaged deal baby! So I just told her fire up those walking sticks big red because this ain�t happenin�. I�m not havin� it!
HYDE: Hey Forman, we were all there and that ain�t how it happened. You wanna talk about it some more?
ERIC: So you have no idea where everyone is?
FEZ: Everyone who?
KELSO: No. About Eric.. I mean he was so right to kick Donna out.
JACKIE: Oh he was not right. Now you agree with me.
KELSO: No.
She pinches him.
JACKIE: Agree with me!
KELSO: No! Donna broke his heart and now she should have to pay.
DONNA: (Nicely) Chex-mix.
ERIC: (out of breath) Ok, so I was over at the Pinciotti�s crouched behind the hedge of the house and I distinctly heard laughter, laughter! Well...I will tell you what? I will not go down without a fight. No sirree- Bob! (lightbulb) Bob!
ERIC: Welcome home friends! Who wants Popsicles.
DONNA: That was a dirty trick Forman.
ERIC: Well I would love to stay and talk about it but we are headed out to the movies.
GANG: Yeah!
DONNA: Fine. I�m gonna take them out bowling Saturday.
GANG: Yeah!
ERIC: Fine.
FEZ: Ooh what a fun weekend.
DONNA: I�m mad at Eric not at you. This is not about you.
ERIC: Listen, I�m not about to limit our good time to help yours�
DONNA: Why would you do anything to help me?
ERIC: Oh you listen missy I�m not gonna�
FEZ: Stop it! Stop it! You�re tearing us apart!
DONNA: This is all your fault. None of this would�ve happened if you weren�t such a jerk and kicked me out of the basement!
ERIC: Well you came in, and you were just so �Oh we broke up and I don�t care. And hey let�s just watch TV.� Tra, la, la, la.
DONNA: Eric I was faking it. I�m miserable and uncomfortable, and this whole thing sucks.
ERIC: You�re miserable. Well, that�s great! I mean I�m miserable too. Ok, so, how about this� we just hang out together and pretend everything is fine. For, you know the sake of our friends.
DONNA: I can do that.
ERIC: Ok, but you know you have to stop looking so hot when you come over.
DONNA: I have not been doing that.
ERIC: Red lipstick, no bra?
DONNA: Ok, yeah I did that.
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