Love Wisconsin Style
ERIC: You know what? Donna getting busted is great for me because now she's gotta realize what a jackass Casey is. And when she dumps him I'm gonna be standing here with open arms and a gentle 'I told you so.' Oh yeah it can happen after all I made that girl a woman.
BOB: Then I told Donna she was grounded and she said no.
KITTY: She said no?
ERIC: Can you do that?
RED: (looking at Eric) No.
BOB: I need your help Red. I need to get here away from that guy.
ERIC: Oh, dad you know what's good, threaten her with that old foot in the ass!
KITTY: You know that Casey..I mean how can such a bad influence live in such a handsome package? Bad people should have a big scar or an eye patch so you can recognize them.
BOB: The problem is there's a point where your kids realize you can't do nothing to control them.
ERIC: There is?
RED: No! Now stop listening.
Eric is sitting on the couch, crossed arms, when Kitty walks in with Donna right behind her.
KITTY: Eric, there's someone here to see you.
ERIC: (gets up) Hi..
DONNA: Hi..
KITTY: Okay, can I get anyone a snack?
ERIC: (Annoyed) Mom.
KITTY: Right, Right, have to stop doing that.
Kitty exits
ERIC: So... How are you?
DONNA: Humiliated. I'm such an idiot. I got dumped in front of the whole world. I don't even know what I said to your mom at the Hub and I hate that she saw me like that. What is wrong with me?
ERIC: Hey... Nothing. Look, your mom left. C'mon you're allowed to freak out.
DONNA: But everybody warned me about Casey and I fell for him anyway. I mean, he's such a jackass!
ERIC: Yeah I... really really wanted you to figure that out... just... not like this.
DONNA: Eric, I'm just... (crying) I'm so sorry!
She hugs him.
DONNA: I was so stupid.
They kiss
DONNA: Eric, we should be together.
ERIC: Wait, what?
She hugs him again.
DONNA: Let's just like forget all this other stuff happened.
Eric pulls away
ERIC: Wait, wait. Donna, I mean... If you come running back to me now... I... Donna, I can't be your second choice.
DONNA: But you're not! Eric...
JACKIE: OK. You know what? You choose. Kiss any girl you want.
KELSO:(Kisses Jackie) I choose you.
RED: Let me get this straight. Donna wanted to get back together with you and you said no?
ERIC: I said no.
RED: You said no!
KITTY: Dumbass!
ERIC: Look, I have my reason, okay?
KITTY: What could they be? What could they possibly be?!
ERIC: Casey dumps her and then she comes to me. Ok, I'm not a rebound!
RED: So you're too proud to take her back? And what do you have to be so proud of? You're not an athelete. The only smart thing about you is your mouth. And look at you!
KITTY: Red, he looks fine. He's just so darn stupid! I'm just..I'm very upset.
ERIC: Well, stop, okay? I feel bad enough as it is.
KITTY: Well you should!
ERIC: Well I do! (Pause) I love her.
Gets up and shoves the chair into the table.
ERIC: God! Why do I always screw these things up? You know. Why does everything always have to be my way?! That's why we broke up in the first place.
KITTY: Uh huh. Well, we've known that for a year!
ERIC: Okay, okay I have to tell Donna how I feel.
RED: Then go!
Eric exits.
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