Hyde's Birthday
DONNA: What the hell! I'm feminine. I should kick her ass for that!
ERIC: Oh my god. Kelso just solved his first word problem..aww!
ERIC: Here Donna, I'll give you a boost. OK, 1..2..3..
He puts his hands down for Donna's feet, to boost her up. She weights too much for Eric so Eric's hands get squashed by her feet.
ERIC: (Screeching) Ow! Yeow! Fingers!
She finally moves her feet off his fingers.
KELSO: OK, Eric, I'll give you a boost. (Sets his hands)
ERIC: No way!
KELSO: Why not?
ERIC: Because you'll throw me.
HYDE: So I don't know what to do or say or not say because I really don't want a party.
KITTY: Well, I don't want to do anything you don't want.
HYDE: See, I don't know what that means!
KITTY: It means that there is no party. Oh please would I lie to you about a party. I am hurt!
HYDE: Fine, ok sorry.
RED: You lied.
KITTY: No, no, I said would I lie.
KELSO: So all we have to do is shove this firecracker in there and Blammo! The sign comes down.
ERIC: Wow, that might actually work. If the base were made of pudding!
KELSO: If the base were made of pudding Eric, we could just pull the sign right out!
KELSO: Huh, must be a dud. (To Eric) Go find out.
ERIC: Why me?
KELSO: Because you are super skinny so if it blows up you got the best chance of the stuff not hitting you.
ERIC: True but no one would be surprised if you blew yourself up.
KELSO: That's a good point.
KELSO: Look, I'll just get Red's stuff out of the garage.
ERIC: Okay but you gotta be really quiet.
KELSO: C'mon its me we're talkin' about I'm like a cat.
The firecracker blows up in his jacket. Blowing the pocket out.
KELSO: Red, hey. You are wondering why I am going through your stuff. OK. See I needed to borrow your saw because I need to chop down a tree because there is something stuck in it. An animal. A rabbit. There's a rabbit stuck in a tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay it's eggs.
RED: Kelso, Rabbits don't...How the hell did a rabbit get up a tree?
At that moment Donna and Eric come into the garage to take the saw.
KELSO: Uh, Eric threw it up there.
Eric looks at Kelso.
RED: Eric, threw a rabbit up a tree?
KELSO: Yeah. Hey, he's a sadistic bastard.
Eric stares at Kelso like he's gonna kill him.
KELSO: You know he hit a cow?
Eric starts to come after him but is stopped by Donna.
ERIC: Man, why is she so hot today?
KELSO: 'Cause you can't have her, 'cause you lost her, 'cause you're stupid.
ERIC: Wait, um, Jackie cheated on you, right, with a little tiny cheese guy.
KELSO: Hey, truce ok?
ERIC: Yeah I think that's best.
KELSO: Hey. If you hadn't blown it with Donna, you'd probably be doin' it with her right now.
ERIC: You know who is probably doin' it? Jackie with the cheese guy.
KELSO: We had a truce!
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