Eric's Depression
RED: Jeez, son, you look like you were just dumped.
KITTY: Red, you should go talk to him.
RED: What? Why me?
KITTY: Well because I don�t know how to mend a broken heart. I�ve never been dumped.
RED: Oh, I don�t believe that.
KITTY: Why not?
Red: Well there are certain things about you that are annoying. That other people might not have been so tolerant.
KITTY: You�re bald!
RED: See like that.
RED: Did I ever tell you the story about Larry �no foot� Mulligan?
ERIC: Well, I can guess. He had no foot?
RED: Larry was a buddy of mine who lost his foot during the war and then on his way back to the states, ol� one foot-- at that point we called him �One foot�. Had his ship go down and a shark ate his other foot. But he made it all the way back home. You wanna know what happened to him when he got here?
ERIC: He overcame his handicap and ironically became a shoe sales man?
RED: No. His girlfriend dumped him.
ERIC: Well, thank god it had a happy ending.
Red: Look the point of the story is you have both feet. You�ll be fine. Now put some shoes on and go trim those hedges.
ERIC: Yeah, well you know, I think I�m just gonna stay right here.
RED: Yeah, well you know, I think you�re not!
HYDE: Check out this shirt.
(Hold up a shirt with writing of �Fun University�.)
FEZ: Fun University.
HYDE: Now check out the back.
(On the back it just has the abbreviations of F.U)
FEZ: F. U.
HYDE: F. U. Man, F. U.
FEZ: (finally getting it) Oooh, FU! Good one.
ERIC: Hey.
DONNA: Hey? Is that all you have to say to me? Hey?
ERIC: Well what do you have to say to me?
DONNA: Oh how about this�Hey?
ERIC: I�m not wrong.
DONNA: You are wrong you dill hole!
ERIC: Double dill hole! Double dill hole?
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