Eric's Buddy
Kelso: But what if he's lost, or hurt somewhere?
Hyde: Back off Lassie, I'm sure Timmy's just fine.
Kelso: Maybe we should check the school morgue.
Hyde: Kelso, the school doesn't have a morgue.
Kelso: Then what do we pay all those taxes for?
Hyde: Y'know what kills me? You do better in school than I do.
Kelso: Well, it's getting late. Maybe we should walk home?
Hyde: I'm not walking, if God wanted us to walk he wouldn't have givin us Forman.
Fez: My gosh Buddy, with a car like that you must be knee-deep in whores!
Eric: (after Buddy kissed him) Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! You're, you're gay.
Buddy: No I'm not gay.
Eric: You're not? But you just kissed me.
Buddy: Ok, I'm gay.
Eric: Can you take me home now?
Eric: I've been friends with Hyde for years and I never put the moves on him.
Buddy: Yeah well, that guys a jerk.
Eric: Yeah, but that's not the reason! I'm not gay!
Donna: So where's Buddy?
Eric: Oh, Buddy, um, Buddy...got...busy.
Jackie: Yeah well, I'm sure he has lots to do, he is "popular".
Fez: Yes, and so obviously gay.
Jackie: Buddy is not gay!
Kelso: Please Fez, that's just stupid. If Buddy was gay he would've been all over me. (everyone looks at Kelso) Well he would've.
Hyde: So Forman, now that the scary kids are gone, is Buddy gay?
Eric: Well I don't really think it's my...
Donna/Hyde: He's gay.
Eric: Ok, hypothetical situation, crazy sinero, wouldn't happen in a million years, Let's say Buddy made a move on me.
Donna: Eric, he's not gonna make a move on you if he knows you're straight.
Hyde: I don't know, Forman is pretty irresitible.
Eric:I don't think he'll make a move on me again.
Hyde/Donna: Again?!?!?
Eric: Or for the first time...I gotta go!
Hyde: You know Donna, if Forman ever decides to dabble in the love that dare not speak its name...I'm here for you.
Eric: Hey, Buddy! I need those notes back.
Buddy: Oh, I understand if you don't wanna be my partner.
Eric: No that's not what I meant. We're still friends. Actually I wanted to ask um why, um why, me?
Buddy: I dunno, it's probably the same reason Donna likes you. You're smart and sensitive, and nice looking.
Eric: Well first of all, I'm not really that smart. Those chemistry notes? Copied. And as for sensitive, sometimes I can be downright mean.
Buddy: You're so cute!
Eric: That's not...Well yeah, I guess I am.
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