Chandler-"I'm still on London Time Does that count?"
Monica-"Oh yeah that counts!"
They Kiss passionately
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is looking at the wedding book as Monica enters.]
Monica: Hey.
Chandler: Hey.
Monica: Listen umm, I�ve been thinking, it�s not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Chandler: Ehh.
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Chandler: Look, I thought about it too, and I�m sorry. I think we should spend all of the money on the wedding.
Monica: You do?!
Chandler: Yeah, I�m putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy then, then that�s what we�re gonna do.
Monica: Oh, you�re so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Chandler: Eh, forget about the future and stuff! So we only have two kids, y�know? We�ll pick our favorite and that one will get to go to college.
Monica: You thought about that?
Chandler: Yeah.
Monica: How many kids were we gonna have?
Chandler: Uh, four, a boy, twin girls and another boy.
Monica: What else did you think about?
Chandler: Well, stuff like where�d we live, y�know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y�know, we could have a cat that had a bell on it�s collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we�d have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Chandler: Sure you do.
Monica: No, I want everything you just said. I want a marriage.
Chandler: You sure?
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Chandler: I love you so much.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.) Hey listen umm, when, when you were talkin� about our future you said cat, but you meant dog right.
Chandler: Oh yeah, totally!
Monica: Oh good.
[Scene- Chandler has just entered the apartment which is lit with candles, Monica is standing there]
Monica-"You wanted it to be a suprise"
Chandler-"Oh My God"
Monica-"Chandler, in all my life, I never thought I would be so lucky,(cries) is to, fall in love with my best...my best...(is crying more now)this is the reason why girls don't do this!"
Chandler-(starting to cry)"Ok Ok I'll do it, (now crying) (pauses to think of what he wants to say) I thought, that it mattered, what I said and where I said it. But then I realized the only thing that matters is that you-you make me happier then I ever thought I could be. And If you'll let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (gets the ring out) Monica...Will you marry me?"
Monica-"Yes"
They kiss and Hug
[Scene-Pheobe and Chandler are competing against eachother]
Chandler-(pulling away from the kiss pheobe and him were sharing) "Ok Ok you you win! I can't have sex with ya!"
Pheobe-"And why not?"
Chandler-"Because I'm in love with monica!"
Chandler- "Thats Right I (points to himself) Love her! (points to Monica) I (points to himself) love her! (turns to Monica who was slowly approaching him) I love you Monica"
Monica-"I love you too Chandler" (they kiss)
Ross-(shoving through Chandlers hotel door) "I'm getting married today! Ah wa hoo! I'm getting married To-day!"
Chandler-"Yeah ya are!"
Ross-"Wa hoo!" (he leaves)
Monica-(popping up from under neath the covers)"You think he knew I was here?"
Chandler Shakes his head no Scene changes.
Continued...
Chandler-"Well I-I've never done that with you before"
Monica Shakes her head no
Chandler-"So how ya how are ya how you doin ya hanging in there?"
Monica-"Yeah. And you?"
Chandler-"Good. An-and you...We did you"
Monica-"Well I'm gonna get changed. Could you not look?"
Chandler-"I don't wanna look"
Chandler-"What we did last night was..."
Monica-"Stupid"
Chandler-"Totally Crazy Stupid"
Monica-"What were we thinking?"
Chandler-"I'm comin over tonight though right?"
Monica-"Oh yeah deffenitely"
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler comes running in. Everyone else is already there.]
Chandler-"Where's Monica?! Where is she? I need to talk to her! It's urgent! Is she here?"
Monica-(raising her hand)"I'm Monica"
Chandler-"I need to talk to you, it's urgent!"
Monica-"Okay"
Chandler-"Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this." (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Monica-"Wa-wait wh-what are you doing?"
Chandler-(getting out a ring box) "Monica�"
Monica-"No-no, don't-don't-don't do it!"
Chandler-"Will you marry me?"
(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)
Ross-"Oh no"
Rachel-"Oh my eyes can't NOT look at it"
Monica-"Chandler, why are you doing this?"
Chandler-"I don't know...But I know I'm not afraid to do this"
Monica-"Chandler..."
Chandler-"Ok I'm doing this because I'm sorry..."
Monica-"Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?"
Chandler-"No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?"
Monica-(kneels with him) "Chandler, umm, I want you to take just a minute and I want you to think about how ridiculous this sounds"
Chandler-"yeah I'm kinda wishing everybody wasn't here right now"
Monica-"Honey! Do you know that none of that stuff came from me?! I mean I never said I wanted to have babies and get married right now!"
Chandler-"Yeah I know and I was really confused but then I talked to these guys"
Monica-"Who three divorces and Joey?"
Ross-"Hey!"
Joey-"She's right man"
Ross-"Yeah but still cheap shot"
Monica-"Y'know what? Y'know when I said that I want you to deal with this relationship stuff all on your own? Well, you're not ready for that."
Chandler-"I didnt think I was!"
(They Hug)
Monica-"Oh my god What would you have done if I had said yes?"
Chandler-"Well I would have been very happy because I would be spending the rest of my life with the women that I love...Or you would have seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door!"
(He Points to the door)
This moment doesn't really make much of a difference it's just a great moment. There aren't any lines I feel I need to add onto this.
Monica-"Welcome to an adult relationship!"
(They lean in to kiss)
Chandler-(pulling away from the kiss)"Were in a relationship?"
Monica-"I'm afraid so"
Chandler-"Ok"
They Kiss Scene Fades away
