At the end of the season finale I wondered what it would have been like if Richard never came to the restaurant so it takes off right before he walked in
Disclaimer: these characters do not belong to me . . . . . . .
(Scene restaurant right before Richard walks in)
Chan: Before I met you I had very little life, and I couldn’t imagine growing old….”
(He gasps and tries to think of what he wants to say)
Mon:” Chandler are you absolutely positive your ok?”
(She begins to get an idea that he may propose)
Chan:” I am fine Monica I just wanted to ask you…..(He takes a deep breath and thinks to himself, this is it just propose.) Will you marry me?
CREDITS
Mon: Oh my god Chandler (she starts to cry from happiness) Yes I will marry you!
(chandler opens the case and shows Monica the ring) Oh my god chandler this ring is beautiful!
(she puts her hand out so he could place the ring on her finger but he grabs her other hand which is her right hand so this means he put it on the wrong hand)
Chan:” It looks perfect on you.”
Mon:” umm chandler,”
Chan: “Yes fiancé?”(saying that in his cute joking type voice)
Mon: “it’s on the wrong finger it’s supposed to be on the left hand.”
Chan:” Oh my god! I can’t believe I did that (he quickly takes it off the right hand and puts it on the RIGHT finger, then he puts his head in his hands of embarrassment)
Mon: “It’s ok Chandler no big deal”
Chan:” I wanted everything to be perfect! I was so excited that I put in on the wrong hand I feel so stupid!”
Mon:” It’s ok Chandler I love you and that’s all the matters.”
Chan:” Yeah your right this is the happiest day Monica.”
( they cling glasses and the scene is over)
Next scene Ross is at Elisabeth’s
He is talking to her at the play then the guys come in and start throwing water balloons
Ross: ( he watches the fight at first and is very annoyed by it so he decides to Join in he does that one jump he did in TOW everybody finds out) he grabs some water balloons and throws them he shouts…) THIS IS FUN!!! (he shouted it so loud that the manager of the apartments comes up and sees what they are doing she kicks out both the guys and the girls out of the apartment building)
Scene- Ross and Elizabeth are on the sidewalk outside of her old apartment.
Lizzy: ”How-How could you do that Ross?!”
Ross: ”Well I was having fun and I-I I I-I just wanted to fit in.”
Lizzy: “Why do you want to fit in you don’t need to fit in.”
Ross: “How could you say that to me?!”
Lizzy:” Ross your never gonna fit in man, your not a kid your 12 years older then us you hang out with all your grown-up friends and I hang out with the friends that are my age ok and then when were together it’s different you know we forget about all of that, Ross were soul mates.
Ross: “Listen what you just said did not help at all ok you are to young for me and way, way to immature ok!”
Lizzy: “You know what Ross your not to mature yourself ok (she quotes ross) “This is fun!” “You see what I mean Ross go hang out with your “mature” friends and tell Rachel that my dad said that the chicken boy incident is not a stupid thing to cry about! My dad has spent 3 days crying over her! Now because your such a jerk I have to spend days trying to find a new boyfriend!”
Ross: “Why? You wonder why I call you so immature yet you’re an insecure and immature because you can’t go a day without having a boyfriend! And how you said I’m not a kid well you aren’t either! Not anymore get used to it! I’ll see you around!”
Lizzy hits him with her purse
Scene- Ross is now in Chandler and Monica’s apartment just like he was in the actual episode you know sitting at the table drinking something. Chandler and Monica enter holding hands and now Monica really does have Chandlers Jacket on.
Chandler and Monica : (both are so happy they don’t seem to really care) Hi Ross (they start laughing but not at Ross)
Ross: (depressed voice) Hi.
Chandler: “What’s wrong?”
Ross: “I just broke up with Elizabeth”
Monica: “Oh I’m so sorry, but hey check this out (holds her hand up really fast) I’m engaged!”
Ross: “Oh my god I completely forgot I’ve been so upset about Lizzy Congratulations! I’m so happy for you guys!”
(Hugs Monica and then goes to hug chandler but they look at each other in a “manly” way and then shake hands)
Chandler: “Well Ross this has been great but…(gives Ross the look that tells Ross to leave)
Ross: “Gotcha”
(Ross exits)
Chandler: “Well can you believe it? Were engaged. Monica I have never been happier in my life.”
Monica: “Oh my god…I am engaged to the best man. I haven’t ever been this happy either.”
(they hug and kiss)
-Scene- Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are just getting back from the charity Joey still bought the boat…and Phoebe was able to convince the man that won the trip to Paris to take her with him.
-all three of them walk into Chandler Monica and Phoebes apartment Monica and Chandler are Dancing and kissing to the Eric Clapton song-
(even though Joey, Pheobe, and Rachel walked in together, Monica and Chandler keep dancing as if they didn’t even know they were there.)
Rachel: “Oh my god you guys…..are you engaged?!”
Monica- (looking at Chandler and Smiling) “Yes we are”
Phoebe-“Oh this is so great! Can I be the flower girl?!”
Chandler- “Umm that’s completely up to Monica…”
Joey-“Ok but if she gets to be flower girl then I call ring bear!”
Chandler- (sarcastic tone)“Joey Um I’m loving this I really am but I think Ben will probably be the ring bear besides wouldn’t you want to have an adult role in the wedding?”
Joey-“Yeah fine. But I would be a good ring bear you have to admit that”
Chandler-(in sarcastic tone)“Oh I’m not denying it”
(Scene fades away and you see Ross at his apartment)
(The TV is on and Ross is watching the Brady Bunch)
(TV It’s Marsha talking)-“Gee Greg that sounds super After that we can go get some ice cream”
Ross-“Oh Marsha you are so funny!”
(the phone rings it’s Phoebe)
Ross- “hello this is Ross Gellar”
Pheobe-“Yeah whatever…Hi!”
Ross-“Hey Pheebs Whats up?”
Pheobe-“Oh nothing to much I just felt like calling you to tell you two things…I am going to Paris baby! And also…will you come over here to mon and chans? We are going to all celebrate them getting engaged”
Ross-(looking at the TV and giving deep thought to whether or not to stop watching Brady Bunch. “Yeah ok I’ll go.”
Pheobe-“Ok Great! Oh Joey wants to ask you something Talk to you in a bit toodles!”
(Pheobe hands the phone to Joey then turns to Monica and Rachel)
Pheobe-(to Monica and Rachel) “I just love to say that!….Toodles….hehe”
Joey-(on phone with Ross)”Hey Ross guess what?!”
Ross-“What?”
Joey-“I won a boat! It’s so cool now we all can go out at sea and sail!”
Ross-“Oh cool yeah that will be a lot of fun Joe”
Joey-“Yeah? …..Sounds good?”
Ross-“Uh yeah I just said that…”
Joey-“Good cool hey could you give me 19,000 so I can buy it?”
Ross-“Joey what are you talking about?”
Joey-“Ok Ok fine I didn’t win it…I thought we were supposed to take a guess and closest wins… but I was wrong and I need help…. (starts crying) Please Ross?!”
Ross-“Joey No I can’t buy your boat…and still let you call it yours!”
Joey-“yeah but when I’m famous I will pay you back!”
Ross-“(mumbles) “yeah…right”
Joey-“What?!!”
Ross-(trying to change subject) Well I will see you over there ok?”
Joey-“Yeah ok”
Scene- Chandler, Monica and Pheobe’s apartment. The whole gang is there sitting on the couches)
Rachel- “Oh I just can’t believe it two of my best friend hooked up and are now going to get married! I am so happy for you guys!”
Monica- “Oh thanks rach. I’m really happy too. (looks at Chandler) And this day is even more wonderful because I am with the best man possible. I never knew I would be this happy when I got engaged. Just imagine me at my wedding!”
Chandler-“I feel exactly the same Monica… exactly”
(they exchange their I love you-s)
(just then there is a knock at the door)
Monica and Chandler both get up to answer it, they have their arms wrapped around each other.
They open the door and it’s Richard.
Monica-“Oh my god Richard Hi”
Chandler-“Oh hello…Richard”
Richard-“Hi you guys. Umm Monica.. I know this is incredibly strange that I am just coming here like this… But I have to tell you something…”
(camera shows Joey Pheobe Rachel and Ross’s Face and then shows Monica’s Face which is growing red)
Monica-“Yeah?”
Richard-“Ok umm Can I talk to you in the hallway?”
Chandler-“Why? I mean you sound like you’re gonna tell her you love her or something (he does his uncomfortable laugh)
Richard looks at Chandler in a way to tell Chandler that, that is what he’s going to do
Chandler-(catching onto the look) (now realizing it… he gets a sad look on his face) oh… Oh my god you are! Richard…I hate to tell you this but-“
(Monica cuts into what he was going to say)
Monica-“Richard is that what you are here to tell me?”
Richard-(shrugs his shoulders as if he is guilty)”Yeah… it is”
Monica-“Oh-Oh ok I-I am going I am going to get a glass of water”
Chandler-“Monica are you going to tell him? Or are you actually going to think about what Richard just told you?!”
Monica-“Oh my god Chandler your right no of course I’m not considering anything! (walks up to Richard) Richard I think you should know that me and Chandler are engaged….In fact we just got engaged tonight…so uh I don’t want to seem rude but you have to go”
Richard-“I understand I was stupid enough to come here. Bye Monica… Bye Chandler”
(he leaves)
Joey-“HEY! He didn’t say bye to me! I was here too!”
Chandler and Monica just glare at Joey
Ending credits-
Monica-“I kind of feel bad how I just sent Richard away like that”
Chandler-“Honey you did the right thing. He shouldn’t have come and told you that in the first place don’t worry about it.”
Monica-“Your right”
Rachel-“Yeah its ok but hey you know what… We go through so many weird things with people like that have you noticed?”
Pheobe-“Yeah it’s almost like were on a TV show.”
Ross-“Oh yeah and what is it called? Central Perk?”
Rachel-“I don’t know it could be”
They all laugh and then look at each other as if it’s a possibility
