*FAVORITE QUOTES*
These are my favorite quotes. If you have any favorite quotes that aren't on here send them to me so i can put them on:)
Ok now this is my ALL TIME favorite one except for the wedding vows for Monica and Chandler... It's actualy more of a Phrase but I have to have it on there.
(He walks dejectedly into his apartment to find it lit with about a thousand candles and Monica standing in the living room.)
Monica: You wanted it to be a surprise.
(He turns to look at Joey who smiles slyly and closes the door leaving them alone.)
Chandler: Oh my God.
(Monica gets down on one knee.)
Monica: Chandler� In all my life� I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to�fall in love with my best�my best� There�s a reason why girls don�t do this!
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought� (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if you�ll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Monica: Yes.
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Monica: I knew you were likely to take a wife!
(They hug again.)
Joey: yelling through the door) Can we come it yet?! We�re dying out here!
Monica: Come in! Come in! (Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe burst through the door.) We�re engaged!!!
(Everyone screams and has a group hug.) Joey: "I loved high school. You know, it was just, like, four years of parties and dating and sex... "
Chandler: "Yeah, well I went to boarding school with four hundred boys. Any sex I had would've involved a major lifestyle choice." Joey: "Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?"
Chandler: "Because the kids need new shoes!" Monica: "So I've got a new plan now: babies."
Chandler: "Uh, you're gonna need much bigger jars." Chandler: "Well, actually, yesterday I was smoking again. Today, I'm, I'm smoking still." Joey: "The tough thing is, she really wants to have sex with me."
Chandler: "Crazy bitch."
Joey: "Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up."
Chandler: "That's not true! I wanted to wear my bathrobe and eat peanut clusters all day. I wanted to start drinking in the morning. Don't say that I don't have goals!"
Joey: "Hey, wouldn't it be cool if our duck and our chick had a little baby? We could call it... Chuck."
Chandler: "Or... Dick."
Joey: "All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it."
Chandler: "Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-what-what if Martin Luther King had said that? (Imitating what his famous speech would sound like.) I kinda have a dream. I don't want to talk about it." Joey: (in a 'manly' voice)"Men are here. (Pause) We make fire. Cook meat."
Chandler: "Then put out fire by peeing, no get invited back."
Rachael: "You're smoking? What are you doing?"
Chandler: "Hey shut up, you're not my real mom."
Monica: "Oh my God! What happened?"
Chandler: "Oh um, Joey was born, and then 28 years later, I was robbed!"
Joey: (to Ross) "I may only have a couple drinks in me, but I love you man!"
Chandler: (to Ross) "I'm still on my first. I just think you're nice."
Chandler: "I mean if I die, the only people would even know that I was here would be by the assprint on this chair."
Joey: (to Chandler over the phone)"What's up, man?"
Chandler: (in a muffled voice)"I'm trapped in an ATM machine with Jill blhchshclk."
Joey: (looks over to everybody else)"Oh my god, he's trapped in an ATM and he's with Jill Goodacre!"
Chandler: "Me, on my computer"
"Ross: "Telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy, ok? He viciously screamed at total strangers. I think he's bad news."
Chandler: "Wait a minute, wait a minute. You don't like the guy Rachel's dating? Well, that's odd."
Phoebe: "Are you the cutest?"
Chandler: "I'm afriad I might just be."
Chandler: "Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer."
Chandler: "Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew!"
Monica: "What?"
Chandler: "Ugly naked guy got a Thigh-Master."
Chandler: "Ok, good night. You big freak of nature."
Chandler: "We have to assign heads to something!"
Joey: "Ok... uh... heads is ducks, because ducks have heads."
*Pause*
Chandler: "What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday party?"
Chandler: "Sometimes late at night, I can still hear the screaming."
Chandler: "Hell is filled with people like you." Chandler: "Hi. You're crazy."
Chandler: "Man, if you tried something like that at my birthday, you'd be staring at the business end of a hissy fit."
Chandler: "Ah, I thought if I'd littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us."
Chandler: "I got her machine."
Joey: "Her answering machine?"
Chandler: "No, interestingly enough, her leafblower picked up."
Chandler: "Oh, man, I am so excited I may vomit."
Ross: "So, uh does it do anything, you know, special?"
Chandler: "Why yes, Ross. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia."
Chandler: "Oh dear God, what have I done?"
Chandler: "Ding dong, the psycho's gone."
Janice: "Oh. My. God!"
Ross: (imitating 'gym people') "Hey, don't you want a washboard stomach and rock-hard pecks?
Chandler: "No, I want a flabby gut and saggy man breasts."
Chandler: "I tell people secrets."
*Pause*
Chandler: "It makes them like me."
Joey:"Look at me I'm Chandler could I BE wearing anymore
clothes?" Ross"Your moneys mine green. Rachel"Your fly is open gellar" Joey"sup? Sup dude?" Chandler"Take anything you want just please don't hurt me!" Joey"Playstation... thats wack! playstations wack! Sup wit da wack play station sup?!"
Rachel: guess what, guess what?
Chandler: um, ok...the fifth dentist caved, and now they're ALL recommending Trident?
