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Luton Twins Club

Just for Laughs

Triplets from China: Fu, Bu and Chu emigrated to the USA from China. They decided to become American citizens, and "Americanize" their names.

Bu, called himself "Buck."
Chu called himself "Chuck."
Fu decided to return to China.

A couple desperate to have a baby went to their priest and asked him to pray for them.
"Next week I am going to Rome and while I am there I will light a candle for you," he replied.

Three years later the priest returned to his parish and went to the young couple's house to visit. He found the wife to be pregnant and busy attending to two sets of twins. The priest felt very elated and asked the girl where her husband was so that he could congratulate him.
"He has gone away for a while," came the harried reply.
"Where has he gone?" asked the priest.
She replied," To Rome, to blow the damn candle out!"

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farm-house and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, "Les' see now, there's the twins, Sally and Billy, they're eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they're sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they're fourteen-- "Hold on!" said the census taker, "Did you get twins every time?" The woman answered, "Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn't get nothin'!"

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