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I hate cats i've never liked them. I think one of the main reasons i hate cats is because they are inherently selfish, lazy, and greedy. Now i am also selfish, lazy, and greedy so i should like cats but i don't. People think they own cats they don't, the cats just like to hang around them if they didn't feed them and give them somewhere warm to sleep they would be off in a shot. Furthermore people who own cats have a tendency to give them names like Fluffy, Tibbles, Mittens, and Mr Wubbykins. People that give cats names like that must be mentally unstable if they had children they would give them "normal" names but they somehow seem to think its perfectly normal for their pets to have silly names. Cats aren't all bad they make a lovely screeching noise when you kick them. But i prefer dogs mainly because they are so stupid loyal. Dogs make great pets and they aren't serial killers. Cats will kill mice, birds, squirrels and camels (Its a little known fact that cats can kill camels. Why do you think there aren't any indiginous camels in this country the cats killed them all ages ago. But the reason this isn't generally known is because (a)There aren't many camels in this country and (b)The fact they cant drag them home and fit them through the catflap.) and proudly display the carcass for you to look at like some macabre scene from a serial killer movie. Dogs will just jump on you and lick you if they want to show gratitude not drag home the corpse of an animal to show you. Plus the fact that cats are evil i believe the antichrist is walking the earth and he is a cat. Now you'll want me try and prove how cats are evil well as someone said "A picture speaks a thousand words." so just look at this picture need i say any more than that.

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