O.k. i've decided to put a short bio about me on the site because i can't think of anything else to write at the moment and a bio's easy.

Real name:Tarquin P. Otterbum Jr.

Age:Approx 48. (I was discovered by the philanthropist Tarquin P. Otterbum Sr in 1957 as a child.)

Country of birth: Unknown (I was found in Norway wandering with a pack of wolves by my father.)

Resides: I currently live in my fathers house in Torquay, Devon in England. I've owned it ever since my father passed away in 1992.

Marital Status:Single (But still looking for that special lady.)

Hobbies:The internet(Obviously) and anything i can do at home because i am still prone to bouts of uncontrollable violence around strangers. Its till a little bit of the wild in me.

Here's a picture of me sitting on my couch at home. Just out of shot is my favourite chew toy.