no rough housing boys and girls.....someone will get knocked up
Yeah right, try using THAT excuse on an angry parent�.gee, mom, we were just roughhousing�.and bang, I'm pregnant� crowe_zero: *Catches Anika's eyes, and rolls her own* I try and try...
She's juggling eyeballs! Wow.
Or playing marbles. 205. roflmao.. thats what he wants Sabriel: *looks at her warily* too many people can do funny things when they look
into your eyes ((LOL@ Anika))
They sure can�like that icky folding-back-of-the-eyelid thingy�
Or when you roll your eyes alllll the way into the back of your head and lurch aorund like a zombie. 152. *jumps on Sabriel and Anika too* PARTY PARTY Anika~Rose: *squirms* I'm on the pill sorry
Well, then it's party time for sure! Yeee haw! Lookit how she squirms! * wink wink*
Doesn't she know that the pill is the leadig cause of promiscuity in today's youth? She should use a sensible alternative. Like abortion. 152. *drags them back to the lurker cave*
*was not aware we had a cave* Why was I not informed?
We don't like you that much. Sabriel: ((eep!!! I don even know you!!*scrambles for cover*)) crowe_zero: *Hums to herself whilst taking a pull on her roll-up*
Is she smoking a joint, or eating a fruit roll up?
It's a rolled up, fruity joint. 205. *tries desperatly to curb her jealousy*
* does too* er..sure.
Sorry, toots. That rolled up, fruity joint is alllll mine. Anika~Rose: but I do like what you've done with the place *giggles* Agony: *steps forward and takes hold of the young girls cheek in her cold hand,
pulling the girl towards her* like peering into your soul*runs her finger across the girls eyelid as
it
I had an aunt who used to pull me around by the cheek�.We had her arrested.
AUGH! yuck. Agony is incredibly gross. Sorry, gut reaction. *bleah* 152*grabs Crow to*
Grabs him to what?
And where does she grab him? I get the feeling this is gonna be kinky. Anika~Rose: *glances at crowe* fruit rollups
My question is answered. Yay! 152. Must breed...must make more lurkers
Guh. That's not even how lurkers are made. Everyone knows.... first, you take a bitter, petty person. Then, you provide a web page for that person to rant on. Then, you get the lurk pages. No sex is needed. In fact, a lack of sex often HELPS. Sabriel: ((I have a great desire to live *notices the other lurker turning green*))
*looks away* somethin like that
*turning a bit green herself* Ug. Agony: closes**she smiles, her large pouty lips, thining*
*watches Agony's lips thin�.turns greener* Ug again�
This character is amazing. crowe_zero: *Puts a dagger to the lurker's throat* Think twice pretty boy...
One thing I've noticed is, since lurkers are technically OOC, its rather hard to find their throats�or bodies..or faces�but hey�
Yea, like those sort of "technicalities" matter. 205. *sighs* Anika~Rose: I have a strict anti lurker reproduction policy sorry
Well! *huffs * I didn't wanna reproduce with you anyway!
Well. Aren't YOU too good for yourself, ms "i don't wanna reproduce with lowly lurkers." crowe_zero: Anika, it's a tobacco roll-up...sorry...
Even as a smoker, that sounds disgusting. Yeah, screw cherry or grape, I want tobaccy!
Yum.... Tomacco. 152. *shows Anika and the others the contract*
Just sign here... in blood... and here... and here.... and initial here... and here.. sign here... don't read that! ...And here... 205. roflmao.. your good anika..lol
Here's one for Lawren�its you're, not your. Thank you. 152. 205 you're my chief breeder *wink*
Well. That IS an honor, I must say! StarlaMay: *walks out of the place*
She was in here? Amazingly quiet,isn't she? Agony: *pulls her head towards her, her smile still wide*~Auspex:Aura
Perception~((her mood?)) crowe_zero: *Whispers in the lurker's ear* I'm not a good person to grab?
Understand??
Even she doesn't know. How is he expected to?
Yea, no shit. Are you or aren't you? Jesus. Make up your damn mind! Anika~Rose: *waves in Starlas direction* wondered where she went 205. I better be your only breeder
Baby, you KNOW you'se my only breeder�I LOVES you�.yeah..*grins, flashing gold teeth* Sabriel: ((I have a strict no sex policy... for myselfr anyway*runs away*)) crowe_zero: *Withdraws dagger and steps away* 152. *thinks crowe needs to breed bad*
*disagrees wildly with that statement *
Actually, any breeding Crowe does WILL be bad. Sabriel: *a tad nervous* what are you doing? Agony: (*thinks 152 needs to piss off*))
Here we go with the piss again�. Anika~Rose: *giggles* 152..: I'm breeding hehehehe
NOOOOO! *faints *
And I'm bleeding. Your point? 205. *laughs* I think you need to breed bad
* once again, wildly disagrees*
That word is starting to loose all meaning for me, it's been repeated so often. 152. *pisses on Agony* ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
I've noticed this piss thing really is a running theme in both Vchat and Benchat�something I'm missing? Enquiring minds wanna know.. Check this out. 205. ohh some pissy people in here today
Literally. 152. Something about a guy always playing a woman's character that just doesn't sit
right hehe
Ahem�*plays male characters all the time, and is female * Its roleplay, ladies and gents�not real life�.
It's called narrow-minded lack of creativity....
And those are some pretty harsh words coming from someone who hasn't even got a name. crowe_zero: *Grins a little too widely at the annoying, but close to decapitated
lurker* I'd be careful...
Yes, or I may just decapitate you s'more�this was followed by a whole lot of winking, evil grinning, and innocent looks, which I decided not to include. You're welcome.
Thank you.
I love you. Sabriel: ((everyone plays chars of the opposite sex once in a while sheesh get over
it)) *tilts her head* who are you anyway ? *pulls away*
Thank you! Whoo! 152. *follows 205* Go get em, 'm the lover of the group
Er... what? Anika~Rose: *goes to the anti poke breeding zone*
Er�yeah�*goes there too* ooh, I like it here.
Aw, come on babeh....BREED wit' me! crowe_zero: *Winks back* Be glad you have an eyes to wink...
I was said that I could not wink, then I met a man who had no eyes. I was sad I had no shoes, then I met a man who had no feet. I was sad I had no hat, then I met a man who had no head. 152. Some call me Spike, others call me God...take your choice
I bet his friends call him�Daddy B.
Sooo.....Can I call him "bubbah"? 205. Scuse me, but im the lover, your the fighter
Ow! * moonwalks* Hee hee�ow!
What the fuck? Anika~Rose: *LOL* oh shit good to see theres no egos in the room
Shut the fuck up.
And on that note, I decide to end it. There was a lot more, but, contrary to popular belief, I do have class. * L*
In one sense of the word, yes.
