Quick background on this: My room mate's this really cool Indian chick who's been under a LOT of stress lately. The most recent stress? A 15 year-old pseudo-stalker. This creepy chick calls her and asks her personal questions about her relationship with a male acquaintance of hers. Well, at one point, my room mate (who I'm calling "Peaches" here, to preserve her identity) was out of the room when Creepy Chick called. Enjoy.
� � � � *ring ring*
� � � � "Hello?"
� � � � " 'Peaches'?"
� � � � It should here be noted that my room mate and I sound nothing alike. For one thing, she has an Indian accent. I have a Chicago accent. She has a pleasant, melodious voice. I sound like a twelve year old on crack.
� � � � "She's out of the room right now. May I take a message?"
� � � � "Do you know where she is?"
� � � � At this point, I start getting suspicious. I know this chick's called before, I faintly recognise the voice as being hers.
� � � � "Yea, she's out of the room right now. May I take a message?"
� � � � "Who is this?"
� � � � Her room mate. May I take a message?"
� � � � "Well, maybe you can help me."
� � � � Cos I sound so very helpufl, you know?
� � � � "Maybe."
� � � � "Do you know where X lives?"
� � � � "X", in this case, is 'Peaches' male friend, the one this creepy chick is so interested in.
� � � � "Why do you need to know that?"
� � � � "I need to get in touch with him."
� � � � "Why don't you get his personal information from him?"
� � � � "Well, I can't get it from him if I can't get ahold of him, can I?"
� � � � "If he wanted you to know where he lives, don't you think he would have told you?"
� � � � Alas, logic fails to make any impression whatsoever on the creepy chick.
� � � � "No, it's okay. We have mutual friends and he's cool with me. I just need to know his address and phone number and stuff."
� � � � "Why don't you ask one of your mutual friends?"
� � � � "Look. I just need his address and phone number. Why are you making this so hard?"
� � � � "Why are you calling here so often? If you're friends with this guy, get his information from him."
� � � � "I told you! I can't talk to him unless I can get his number!"
� � � � "And you have a mutual pool of friends with him, and none of THEM can tell you, either?
� � � � "You know, this is coming dangerously close to stalking."
� � � � "What? What are you talking about?"
� � � � "You're calling my room mate constantly, asking personal questions about someone who doesn't know you well enough to give you his phone number. You're scary."
� � � � "I don't have to take this from you."
� � � � *click* Bzzzz.......
� � � � "Oh. She hung up. Shame."
