Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the
other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear,
shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged
toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the
cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear
was just a little faster and gained on him with every step.
Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell
flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him
and went rolling into the cabin.

The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his
friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another.