Linh Nguyen
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| Nicknames | Linda Lee, China Chow, All round Good Guy |
| Likes | Fighting, Baldur's Gate 2, chasing chicken, Lionel Ritchie, the heat |
| Dislikes | Hongkies, Vodka, Benson |
Linh is from 'Nam and has a habit of saying 'me love you long time' and then mentioning something about fifteen dollars. Although he claims to be a passive person, for some reason, he likes fighting.
Linh is unfortunate in that he has been cursed with a girl's name. Matters are only made worse by his nicknames, Linda Lee and China Chow. He arrived in England shortly before his eleventh birthday and was amazed at all the wondrous sights. He did, however, make the mistake of confusing the toilet with a wash basin. he awoke to his error when he discovered that the 'bar of soap' left smelly brown marks on his puny body. He has now adapted well to Western culture and has used the phrase, 'c'mon baby you know you want it'.
Linh has the uncanny ability of being able to turn the heat on. If this skill is used, he will more than likely announce that 'the heat is on'. This is useful when attracting (French) girls.
Linh is another one of those alcoholic lightweights and has developed a vendetta against a Hongky called 'Benson' who can out drink, outpace and out dance him.
TBC
To see Linda's picture gallery, click on his drunken face below
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