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LIMP BIZKIT: FOUND OUT THEIR LOCAL SAINSBURY'S HAD LONG CLOSED DOWN

SUM 41: STARTED OFF STRONG WITH 41 MEMBERS, THEN 40, 39, 38, 37.................

BLINK 182: HOLDS WORLD RECORD FOR EYE MUSCLE REACTIONS

GREEN DAY: LOTS OF TREES WHERE THEY COME FROM.

EMINEM: REALISED THAT "TOO-MUCH-CHOCOLATE=SHIT"

SEPULTURA: THEIR NAME IS "PULTURA" WITH AN "SE" IN FRONT OF IT.

WHEATUS: ADVERTISERS FOR A WELL KNOWN BREAKFAST CEREAL.

CRADLE OF FILTH: DIRTY BABY....................

THERAPY?: JUST GOT OUTTA HOSPITAL.

RAGING SPEEDHORN: FORD FIESTA WITHOUT BRAKES.

TERROVISION: ALTERNATIVE NAME FOR WIDESCREEN TV.

FIVE: OBSESSED WITH MATHS.

KORN: GREW UP ON FARMS.

MUSE: CROSS BETWEEN MUSIC AND MULES.

MUDVAYNE: ONLY RECENTLY DISCOVERED SOAP.

ASH: HAS SINCE BANNED FIREWORKS AT HIS GIGS.

SUM BANDS WHOSE NAMES AREN'T ENTIRELY ORIGINAL......

INCUBUS: MODERN DAY NU-METALLERS.
INCUBUS: 3RD DIVISION '80S TRASHERS.

SLIPKNOT: BE-MASKED NATIVE IOWAN NOISE TERRORISTS.
SLIPKNOT: MASK-FREE WORCESTER JAM BAND.

NIRVANA: NOW DEFUNCT GRUNGE TITANS.
NIRVANA: RECENTLY RESURRECTED '60S PSYCHEDELICISTS.

AMEN: ANTI-RELIGIOUS U.S PUNK SEDITIONARIES.
AMEN: GOD-BOTHERING U.S FOLK DUO.

SPONGE: `WACKY` POST-GRUNGE BAND FROM DETROIT.
[SPUNGE]: `WACKY` SKA-PUNK BAND FROM TEWKESBURY.

5IVE: NEAR-UNLISTENABLE BOSTON NOISE-NIKS.
FIVE: FORMER NEAR-UNLISTENABLE U.K BOYBAND.

BEWITCHED: GRUESOMELY UGLY GERMAN METALLERS.
B*WITCHED: GRUESOMELY UGLY IRISH GIRL BAND.

KATATONIA: ETHEREAL SWEDISH DOOM METALLERS.
CATATONIA: DREARY WELSH TWATS.