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| MY PROFILE |
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| YOUNGER |
| FAVOURITE BOOKS: ADVANCED TRIGONOMETRY FAVOURITE TV PROGRAM: BBC PARLIAMENT, THE GOD CHANNEL, CHANNEL HEALTH, EINSTEIN.CO.UK FAVOURITE WEBSITES: WWW.TURD.ORG FAVOURITE MATES: Phillip the 87th, fat man across the road. FAVOURITE NAME: WHODYANIKABOLLOCKOFF FAV VIKING NAMES: ODIN PUDDIN-FACE, RUDOLF THE RED-NOSE, CONAN THE LIBRARIAN. |
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| AGE:27 FAVOURITE AUTHOR: LIONEL BENDER FAVOURITE SUBJECT: ADVANCED BULGARIAN GEOGRAPHY HOBBIES: TRAINSPOTTING, TIDDLYWINKS, BIRDWATCHING, STARING AT FAT BALD DUTCHMEN CLUBS: NATIONAL CHICKEN CROQUET ASSOCIATION, THE INTERNATIONAL SOCIETY FOR RAISING HAIRY FISH, THE ISRAELI DEPARTMENT FOR TWIG GROWING JOB: NONE AMBITIONS: ANY OF THE FOLLOWING: TOILET CLEANER, POPE, PRIEST, PLASTIC SALESMAN, CLONING A HAIRY FISH FIVE THINGS U WOULD FIND IN MY ROOM: 1. Fags 2. Fags 3. Fags 4. Fags 5. A fresh Chilean llama. Most recent achievement: Being able to walk through the door without doing any of the following: 1. Getting neighbours to complain( I wont tell u why) 2. Getting meself into hospital wiv a black eye. 3. The need to call the door repairmen. 4. The need to go to the estates agents. |
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