CLASS TALKS
The things on this page will not make sense to you unless you are in my school or class. So dont read on if you arent one of the above, coz the stuff heres not gunna make any sense, and i aint gunna bother explaning....
     So far this year, we've had mental class talks from Charlie - STDs, Oli Bulloss - internet, Danny - cardiac pacemakers, Me - cannibals, Brownie - Pokemon, and most recently, Wilson - Hills/paintballing
      In case you've forgotten, here are some of the questions that have been asked....

Danny's talk
- Can small animals such as desert shrimps wear pacemakers? Or are they too small?

My talk - cannibals
- Can you be a cannibal if you have arachnophobia?
- When you eat the backbone of a human, can you eat it with nice things like lettuce?
- If a pregnant woman such as Matthew's sister is bitten by a cannibal, would the baby be infected?

Oli Bulloss - Internet
- In Bournemouth, I went into a hotel and found some DVDs of walruses doing gymnastics, are you allowed to download these on the internet?
- You know Napsters like illegal rite....well, is it legal to download software of puppies playing table tennis?
- Are pregnant women such as Matthew's sister allowed to download pictures of crabs onto their computers?

Brownlow - Pokemon
- Is there a Pokemon called Dangerous Delvin?
- I aint an expert on Pokemon, I know that there are some Pokemon with weird shapes such as bears with trees on their backs. Well is there a Pokemon that is a kangaroo which enjoys playing water polo?
- Can Pokemon experience everyday things such as erections?
- Is there a talkative sea bison/ bigomistic mule type Pokemon?
- I heard that there is a Pokemon called the tenacious grandmother/ randy yak, is this true?

Wilson's talk - Hills/paintballing
- In the lava, can you find things like a hairy dog's.............penis?
- Do you often encounter randy flammengo fiddlers on hills?
Ayers' talk - Holland
- Arent all Dutchmen called Erection Eric?
- During your visits to Holland, have you ever encountered a tedious bullfrog playing on the PS2?
- Have you ever met a Dutchman called Trumping Trevor?
- Is it common to find a velociraptor striding through treacle in Holland?
- Are you allowed to enter Holland if you have flammable armpit hair?
- Is there an equivalent of the Pitsmoor Porn Parlour in Holland?
- Do galloping Italian traffic wardens still have to do their jobs in Holland?
Panda's talk - Baboons
- Is there a type of baboon called the Basingstoke Bummer?
- Is there a kind of baboon similar to the Farnborough Town Flammable Beast?
- During your travels, have you ever encountered any arousing Buffallo herds??
- Can baboons live in the Stannington Shagging Sauna?
CONGRATULATIONS TO GEORGE PITSMOOR FISHER FOR BEING THE NUTTER OF THE WEEK FOR HIS SHEER, OUTRAGEOUS COMMENTS.



ON THE OTHER HAND CONGRATS TO WILL FOWLER FOR BEING THE TOSSER OF THE WEEK FOR REFUSING OUTRIGHT TO DO A STUPID WORD. HE DIDNT EVEN WAIT TO HEAR HIS WORD, THE SCRAWNY LITTLE UGLY STREAK OF PISS.
PERIODIC PETE
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