I am the Gaurdian of the Bridge, and you must answer me....these riddles three..hummm Four...er..maybe five... JUST ANSWER THE QUESTIONS!!!!
First name
Last name
What people call you:
What would
you
like to see on my page??
a naked pic of me??
a naked pic of my mother??
a naked pic of my cats??
a naked pic of my Ex-husband??
If you could be anything? what would it be???
a BBC fairy
Killer Cats
a man with Three buttocks
a fish called Wanda
If your mother died would you???
You could Bury her (gobble gobble gobble)
You could Burn her (crackle crackle crackle)
or you could Dump her (in the Thames)
How does my page make you feel?
all squishy inside!!!
like you want to throw up!!!
like taking a sledge hammer to you computer!
depressed!!
Oppressed!!
medicated!!
What kind of person are you??
a psychopath?
a redneck
a kinky sex fiend
a kinky redneck sex fiend
What social Group do you want to be identified?
yuppies
Leftover hippies
burned out hippies
hippie wanna-be
gay/lesbian
pseudo-intellectiual University Professors
College Attendee (actual student?)
What kind of Organization have you donated money too??
The Nonviolent Committee for the Destruction of Federal Buildings
Liberal Democrats Dedicated to finding Ted Kennedy a date
Gay's and Lesbians Untied for the Ethical treatment of the Obscure Snail Darter
The Peaceful Coalition for the Violent Dissemination of Feminist Logic
The committee for the preservation of enviromental habitat of extinct species
Please check the present status of your significant Other!!
in therapy
Out of therapy, but on Medication.
No therapy, but finding him/herself in another relationship
Finding him/her/it's self though clairvoyant Readings
Ran away to New York City
Ran away to NYC and Has Not Been Heard From Since
has appeared on several Nationally known talk shows and Milk Cartons
Tell me...How does this Picture make you Feel???
Tell me Your email address So I can thank you personally *EVIL GRIN*
How much do you love me???
you love me allot
you just kinda love me
you love me like a sister
that Kentucky/sister/lover type of love
like a mother
that Louisiana/mother/lover type of love
Beautiful Plumage!!!