Interactive Story #1

Once there lived a dragon named Lunipat. He lived on a mountain in a far away land. He was sought after for his precious scales, which relfected the colours that were around him. Lunipat stayed high in the mountains where his scales would reflect the white snow, and he couldn't be seen. 3

The dragon's body gleamed gently as the suns rays sparckled lightly across his scales. Lunipat could hardly be sceen it was a fact. This was his way of disgusing himself from the other animals that surrounded him. 4

One day Lunipat discovered that there was no more food on the mountain. To survive, he would have to journey down into the valley to hunt.5

The valley was known for rabid beasts and awful monsters, however it wasn't really common for dragons to head into the valley, in fact it was more likely that any dragon who set foot into the valley, was likely to be attacked by the beasts who huanted the vallet. 6

As he began his journey, Lunipat encountered many strange yet beautiful creatures. He found some odd, yet friendly-looking creatures that featured black patches on their white hide. He approached one and discovered that they were known around the region and the valley as COWS. Lunipat's radiant scales interested the cows, who invited the mystical dragon for high tea at their grazing grounds. 7

They began walking up a hill when Lunipat ATE the cow because he loved hamburgers (hahahahahahha Claud!!!!!) THen tigger came bouncing down the hill. 8

Lunipat sighed. (put sigh here.) He didn't want to deal with this idiot creature who called himself tigger. Lunipat considered tiggers to be idiots. Actually, Lunipat hated all winnie-the-pooh creations. BUT Lunipat liked cows. He liked them so much he burped out a MOOOOOOOOOO! when he finished eating the moo-cow. Lunipat flew away from the approaching tigger, and continued his journey 9

After eating his big black and white spotted buddy, he wasn't hungry for days.... I mean it's a f@!#ing cow. So he continued on his journey. A couple of days later, he saw something peculiar in the woods. As he went closer he discovered that - to his surprise - there was another dragon with the same special powers he had..... Except, this dragon was a girl. He went up to her and introduced himself. "I'm Lunipat! What's your name?", he asked. She came shyly out of the woods and mumbled "My name's Jolisway." When she came out of the woods and he got a better look at her, he noticed how pretty she was. 'Hey...where's all my blood going?' he wondered to himself while looking down at his willy. Being secluded all that time never gave him the chance to experience any "male excitement" (or a boner, for those of you who don't know what i'm talking about). They decided that they would continue on their journey together. 10

Along the way, Lunipat discovered that Jolisway was also looking for food, and had journeyed down from the mountains (like him) to find food in the valley. Well, being dragons, they preferred to fly rather than walk. Jolisway was a pretty dragon, except her scales were blue. Lunipat thought she was a pretty special dragon. He liked her a lot, and even thought he was in love with her. But an old, wrinkled wise woman with a Texas twang and bad taste in clothes told him that LOVE...was the devil. (her voice dropped to a whisper when she said ...was the devil) So Lunipat thought to himself that he must never let anything happen...because the woman had also said that LOVE...would kill him... (HAHAHAH SHAYLA!!!!!!!!!!!! *sigh*) 11

The two travelled on their merry way, until they heard voices coming from a castle. Lunipat knew that if he went to the castle he would be in danger, but he didn't want to back down and not impress Jolisway. Though his chest felt like it held a million butterflies, he continued on toward the castle. 12

Lunipat flew up towards the castle, and suddenly the trailer trash lady (the old wrinkled woman with bad taste in clothes and a Texas twang, remember?) appeared and spoke :: "I was adopted, and I want my mommy!" Lunipat took a deep breath and blew fire at the lady, and she looked like one of those cartoons when an explosion happens and they turn BLACK. Lunipat grinned his dragon-ey grin and kept on flying HIGH. 13

"THE DEVIL!" the texas-twang woman howled. "YOU'RE THE DEVIL! IT'S ALL THE DEVIL!" She tore her bad clothes from her to reveal her true form - a demon. A chastisy demon. She flung lighening bolts at Lunipat yelling, "SEX... is the devil! THE DEVIL!" 14

Then one thousand meters away Jolisway droped to the ground and ppulled out her PSG-1 and dialed the sight in for the proper range, then pushing the trigger with 10 lbs. of pressure the sniper rifle fired, emiting a muzzle flash a meter long from the end of the barrel. All the demon heard was a loun zap-clink sound and less than a second later the bullet struck just above her left ear. Lunipat staired in amazement as the demon's head seamed to explode in front of him then turning around he noticed Jolisway puting the PSG-1 away and fly towards him. 15

but all of a sudden out of the blue...the ground started to shake and everyone around started to scream. What was it?? it was the shogun and his entire army...comming to wipe everyone out!
But to everyone's amazement who showed up but Samurai Ryan and Jubei the famous ninja warrior....it was a fierce battle....but in the end the army ran away!....but there was one more thing he could do...Ryan used his jedi powers to force all of the remaining men off of thier horses throwing them to the ground with bone breaking sounds.....many a song would be sung about this brave warrior and his companion.....boo ya beat that !!!!!! 16

And then, Tim was there, and everything was better, and Mike said "That's mint!" 17

And sennelli said yo 18

but suddenly there was a loud crash and angels were singing with golden trumpets....and then appears ashley angel...the god of hottness....COME SONALI...he said, and together we will be happy forever 19

well . . . i don't care about whatevah's happen except dat tigger came bouncing down the yellow brick road and hugged lunipat and they went riding away, happily. then they passed a cow, but lunipat HATED cows so much that he ignored the cow. they passed a farm of cows and lunipat spat all over them because (LISTEN CAREFULLY CLAUD) LUNIPAT HATED COWS!!! and then **** came and everything was good because **** is SOOOOOOOOOOOO cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! r***!!!!!!!!!!! 20

and then ashley angel realized who he was with and started screaming "ewwwww . . . it's sonali!!!" 21

but then he transformed to ryan philipe, the brother of the god of hotness and went off together...DESPITE WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY....and andrea DIED 22

AND THEN 23

and freddie prinze came and we formed a threesome 24

with sonali and ryan....and then ashley came and it was a PARTY!!! 25

AND THEN THE GOD AND BROTHER OF HOTNESS 26

AND THEN ALL THE PEOPLE AT THE PARTY BECAME SO HIGH THAT THEY ALL KILLED SONALI AND FOUND ANDREA. FREDDIE KISSED ANDREA SO PASSIONATELY THAT HE BROUGHT HER BACK TO LIFE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! THEN ANDREA GAVE ALL THE MEN A POTION SO THAT THEY WOULD ALL HATE SONALI . . . ESPECIALLY ASHLEY! 27

and anytime andrea is mentioned in this story, it is when she is dead because ashley killed her out of his love for sonali.... 28

FASDFA 29

BUT O-TOWN'S CD 30

keep on dreaming . . . DEAD GAL!!!!!!! 31

ashley angel is hot and he will end up with sonali...WHY?? because i said so.... 32

and the dead andrea....turned into the village whore while sonali remained holy!! 33

ASDFASD 34

WHORE!!! 35

but this allllll started when sonali met ashley at square one on a cool fridays night....he looked into her eyes and fell in love with her....okay, maybe just had a crush on her 36

allright, let's get back to the REAL STORY. okay, to refresh your memory, SONALI is dead, and andrea and ashley and freddie and ryan were all having an "party" together . . . if you catch my drift. they then decided to celebrate again because of the DEATH of SONALI, the world's whoriest, whore! 37

and everyone knows . . whores CAN'T come back to life! 38

ashley 39

is 40

hot 41

but you see, this was all a lie....because andrea framed sonali for being the whore...but sonali was smart you see! as andrea was doing her "whoring" sonali took a picture and posted it all over the village....AND SONALI RESUMED HER "PARTY" WTH ASH, FREDDIE, AND RYAN...and the rest of o-town joined the fun 42

okay, as we warders know, sonali is a GREAT BIG LIAR! (don't deny, remember the concert . . .) anyway . .. we bettah stop now, but everyone knows that sonali's a whore, ashley's a dog, but excellent in bed, and freddie and ryan . . well, they're AMAZING . . . in and out of the bed. 43

well...i don't really know what to say except I always knew I was amazing.....hahahah (in bed?) okay well then....it all started when Spark had his encounters with the dark elves....he met a girl named Niece....they fell in love but could not tell one another because she kept going on about her destiney as the door way to Kardass...(kardass being the god of death.) she could never fall in love blah blah blah... finnally they confront the evil wizard and kill him. they get married and have lots o children while having fun in a bed....cute eh?? 44

This is probably the most messed up story huh? anyways spark desides that Niece is begining to be a bore...she he cheats on her....but his best friend Ryan kicks his ass into a lava pit that changes his mind. Ryan tearful when they got back together...decides to on top of a mountain to cry...for he has been lonely and always will be lonely...why? you might ask....it's because he has a curse put on him directly from God....it does not look good for Ryan.....he cries.... 45

after he finishes crying he yells out "FREEDOM....." and then crumples to the floor...where he wispers...sam should e-mail me sometime....and then he passes away from a broken heart........freakin a minus~! 46

The Lunipat and Jolisway came bursting in and burnt everyone else to the ground, ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE WHO DESTORYED MY STORY. Once everyone was dead (And people who are burnt to death with dragon breath can never come back to life), they continued their merry way to find food and shelter. 47

Senelli and Andrea both turned into whores and were stuck in purgatory. (Hey, at least they weren't in hell. OR were they?) Suddenly, the entire sky turned white with black patches, JUST LIKE A MOOCOW! and the voice of the punkest of cows SPOKE: "Die all you whores! DIE! AGAIN AND AGAIN!" and so the sky forever remained black-and-white, just like cows, to remind the whores to die.
The two dragons continued on their merry way. 48

well the two dragons continued on there marry way...until out of some bushes a huge handsome muscular boy riding a horse pop out and charged towards the dragons on his black steed. the dragons were terrified they had never seen this boy before...Ryan charged and thrusted his lance into one of the dragons heads....(guess dragons arn't so powerful after all....) the other dragon started to cry.... . "Why the hell are you crying?" ryan asked in an angry tone..."your going to kill me..." the dragon responded.... "No i'll let you live if you make me king...." "Deal." The dragon made ryan king of all his land once and for all, after this insident he became known as .... St.George. 49

then ryan died a horrible, excrutiating death after the cloud....BUT THEN CAME CLAUDIA AND SHAYLA...WITH MIKE AND JONATHAN...things were said, ppl were hurt but in the end resulted in a group orgy...EWWWW 50

as we WARDers know, that part was true, but newayz .. . ryan died a horrible, excrutiating death (oh no! *sarcasm*) and sonali and andrea rule the whole cow-world because heck. . . cows ain't dat bad! shayla runs away with mike and claud w/jon, but sonali, andrea and amanda lived happily ever after with the men they always wanted! 51

oh but wait what's this?!? mike really turns out to be reincarnation of Ryan!!!!!!
hahahahahahah he laughs as he turns into his real form....shayla runs out of the bed room....but it's all to late the powers of ryan stretch out and kill all that made fun of him and killed him off...."now let's see who will win!!!!" (Remember im the DM....i have a million ways of staying alive...!!!) 52

So Ryan lives.....grew ha greew haha grew hahahahahahhah..... sits on a throne all high and mighty and proud...! boo ya bieatch! 53

Whoa, DUDE! I am NOT running away with anyone! And have I not mentioned that killing a dragon is illegal in this Realm? You are banished to planet nowhere: www.geocities.com/eleyne_ketowisp86
Now then, if you are all QUITE finished, I will remind everyone that before this story turned into a crack-head convention, Lunipat and Jolisway (who DID not die) where travelling along their merry way (and okay, they had a cowly companion too). ^_~ 54

just as a recap for all you retards out there...shyla never ran away with anyone...SHE RAN out of the room...when she found out that mike really was ryan...!!!!!!! as well after the slaying of Jolisway who really did die a horrible death ... Ryan (St.George) when on a crusade to hunt down the remaining dragons that were terrorizing the farmers by eating thier sheep, raping thier wives and many others things which i will not mention...there now was only one dragon left...and ryan had tracked it down. But instead of killing it...he let it live to ease the anger of a elf wizard named shayla... Ryan then changed from killing dragons to stealing fair madians ... so he started with sam.... rode off to her castle and stole her away.... this however did not go over easy...so he tossed her into the river to be founnd by someone else, who could put up with her loud voice ! (who constantly bragged about her anime collection!)....remember im the DM I never die shayla!!!! 55

Ryan realizes his mistake as soon as he threw sam off of his horse...so he went back to get her! She was so angry she took a swing at him... Ryan let her hit him for being such and ass! (I mean where were my maners?) He apologized for everything he had done to her and offered to take her back home... but she wanted to stay! (wow amazing huh? eh shayla?) so they rode to the nearest village and stayed together until someone else writes onto the story.... 56

Just then, Lunipat and Jolisway came swooping down out of the sky toward the two. With one quick swift movement, Lunipat lunged forth and knocked the two off the horse. Ryan tried to save Sam, but just then Sam decided she'd had just about enough of this crap. (This is for you Sam, I know you'd want this!) "Hey!" she yelled. "Would you all just knock it off?! I am NOT some helpless little female!"
And with that, she tossed Sir Ryan back onto his horse, sent the dragons back off on their way, and set back off to her Realm of the Sam, where she watched animes and played RPGs for the rest of this story. (You owe me one Sam!) 57

well...that was not very nice, knowing that ryan is a big loser, and has now been hurt more than ever he went to his castle wehere he died of a broken heart.... 58

(Oh I'm sorry! It's just that your were portraying her all wrong. She'd not that type. No offense to you.) 59

In the Lina Inversed terms (Guess this Shayla)
Lina: So this were the madian has to act all dence and frightened, so I've got to play this part right. "Oh! Help! Save me! Please Save me!" (^_~ Bet you don't remember!)
However, she is right ^^; I'm not what you'd call a 'fair' madian, rather a rude... umm... (What's a way of not flattering myself with evil and neigative words?) DRAGON SLAVE!
And I don't brag about my collection, it's just me rambling with my bishies and utter glee. =P Sam no hime! 60

Come back to Raven's Bluff shayla, the sound of crashing waves says that a new adventure is ready....it's comming soon...Ryan would like to wish people to join in the game...the more the better, and no dragons get killed! 61

But what no one knew was that there was a plan in the works to kill all guy dragons.
All day and all night, a mad scientist thought and thought, and suddenly came up with an idea. He would implant an STD in all the girl dragons he could find, so that all the really horny guy dragons would be the first to die. He started with Jolisway. 62

no no no this part of the story really is not nice...so I the "DM" Ryan decided to change this persons evil ways...no guy dragons would die silly...then when the woman dragons parished...how would they continue as a race....?!? silly we don't want them to die they are so fun to ride on....and pet... and talk to and with. As well dragons do not eat cows so they really ate a 'uman 'eing 'eh....oh ya for all ya D&D players out there my adventure is ready... so pack your things cauze 'ere 'e 'o! 63

Well the campaign is all ready to go...where are all you "heors?" huh? oh sking you say...oh up at the cottage you say...the only one ready to play is sam...the beginner is more prepared then..the advanced hahahahaha oh well....see you all soon!!
*P.S check out Digemon The Movie...It kicks ass!!* 64

[People, people, this is what the message board is for! If you're not going to contribute to the story by at least keeping the plot, please refrain from writing! If you must discuss, I suggest the message board! Let's keep a basic plot going, PUH-LEASE! Any more of this and I'm going to start deleating entries!!!]
So Lunipat and Jolisway walked along until they came to a bare patch in the forest. Upon further investigation, they discovered it was a human town. Jolisway wanted to go straight across it, for she had no fear of humans, but Lunipat knew better. He told her to wait in the bushes with him as they formulated a plan. 65

As Jolisway waited patienly in the bushes with Lunipat and they formulated a plan: Jolisway would throw a pile of dragon dung into the village. The villagers would get angry at all dragons and try to hunt them out to extinction. Then, Lunipat would run into the village, get the villager's attention, and then run straight over a nearby cliff. He would fly while pretending to run, and - since villagers during the middle ages werent the brightest crayons - the villagers would chase after Lunipat and end up running right off the cliff, falling to their demise. Jolisway thought this was a rather good plan and she went to a nearby tree to make the dung neccesary to the plan. 66

Jolisway then threw the dung smack in the middle of the village, and Lunipat waited for 1 hour while the villagers got angry. Then, Lunipat ran intot he village, breathed fire onto the chief's hut, and started running to the cliff. In no time at all the villagers were in hot pursuit. The plan worked perfectly, and the two Dragons had a wonderful meal of "Broiled Human with Tofu". At which time a new dragon, who lives in the cliff, came out to make friends. He said "Hello, my name is Balcoth. I have lived in this cliff for millenia." 67

But the dragons became rentless, "why do we always pick on the humans....?" They all thought for a moment...why? it was a good question... They thought hard. Ya we should stop picking on the humans... apperantly they have a champion about them named Ryan...He's supossed to be some sort of warrior! "I fear no warrior of anykind!" said Jolisway. "In fact I'll eat him myself."
Jolisway went flying to find this "Champion"...She found him in a town named "Markham." She flew and grabbed him. "What the hell...?" Ryan yelled. "Are you the Champion?" The dragon asked. "I'm a warrior...what do you want from me?" . "Your Soal!!!!hahahahahaha..." The dragon said. Ryan punched the dragon claw that held him. "OUCH!". ryan dropped down to the ground and drew his Katana..."I don't wish to hurt thee...dragon!"..."Shayla is my friend and I know she would not like this..." Ryan stated. The Dragon blew fire towards Ryan. Ryan Jumped high in the air and started running along ontop of the tree line of Markham. Joilsway followed. Ryan Hid amongst the forest and lost the dragon. Jolisway returned to the other dragon seathing mad. "I will get that Ryan fellow...".
Ryan that night walked home with his sword ovre his back....he knew that he would have to face that dragon someday. And he knew only one would walk away alive....For it is the way of the Samurai. 68

Ya so one day there was this Boy named Ryan...Ithink? I could be wrong...but anyways, he found out the day after valentines day that he only had a select few really good friends which included...Jamie, shayla, katie, sam and mary. The rest of his "Friends" pissed him off on this day so he disowned them. Yes he did this cruel act...but when life sucks you have to take the crap and throw it right back at 'em.... 69

and then ricky came, bouncing down the hill in a tigger outfit! and andrea shouted, "yupee its tigger!" and then ricky said . . . "whatever you psycho gal!" and then andrea started crying and tim said, "i'm soree"" and then babytauszmouse came and all was good. and then claudee came and it was a big orgy until we realized that junior was there and we were corrupting her young mind.
and then . . . andrea stood up and ran away with everybody's clothes and everyone had to run home naked! 70

And then you corrupted her even more...(evil!)and then poo bear came and gave us back our clothes which andrea stole. But then andrea came back disuguised as a little piggie and stole our shoes so they wouldnt corrupt young mouse tausz's mind! 71

but of course it was too late . . . the little one's mind has been corrupted a little too much already . . . by her brother Mr. Robotic Voice 72

And so, Lunipat made another dung pile. seeing how huge it just happened to be, he got embarrassed if jolisway should ever see it. so he took a shovel and began to shovel dung onto andrea, junior (also known as young mouse tausz) and tim. ricky and cow had been paying attention and they leapt out of the way as soon as the dung came flying at them, but junior, andrea and tim had the most unfortunate experience of being covered from head to flipper in dung. not that they minded, being piggishly creatures and all. and then young mouse tausz' brother said, "i like reading books," in his very robotic voice. ricky then took out his barry sax and started to play a crazy amazing tune, because ricky was in intermediate band.
ANYWAY, jolisway soon saw the pile of dung, and she came by to checc it out, seeing as it was a big huge pile of dung and all. why are they calling it dung when it's also known as shit? anyway. jolisway's first impresion was that it was lunipat's creation, but then she saw lunipat far away from the pile of dung. then she heard andrea, tim, and junior rejoicing in the pile of dung, and tim was playing the trumpet (the entertainer, to be exact. isn't that the most annoying song?) and junior took out her tiny little alto sax and started playing sesame street, and andrea was singing (God knows what she was singing, nobody could tell) =)!!!! anyway jolisway finally figured that it was ALLL poo bear's fault, seeing as he's poo bear, he must have been the bringer of poo.73

So.....Lunipat and Jolisway are still alive and well after all that they have been through together. While looking for food one day they came upon a small town called St.Ann's. When they went looking for people to eat or chips to munch on they discovered that there wasn't anyone to be found in the entire village. The two dragons got curious (and also a little bit hungery) so they decided to go on an.....ADVENTURE!!!!!!! Whilest adventuring for the people of the village all of a sudden Jolisway heard some shouting coming from a nearby field. Thinking it might be a source of food or something fun to do (dragon's lives can get kinda boring after being alive for 1000's of years) Anyway, Lunipat and Jolisway followed the sound of the shouting and soon arrived in the middle of a.............HARD CORE RUGBY MATCH!!!!! The people of the village had all came out to watch the Bluefield Bobcats crushing the Colonel Gray team. OF course because these dragons were.... well... dragons they really had no clue as to what rugby was so they went and found some pompoms and stood on the sidelines to watch the game, learn the rules and cheer for the superstar Bobcats. The two dragons immediatly fell in love with the sport and brought it back to the dragon world where they would make it the official sport of dragon-world. (sorry shayla, i forget what the name of the dragon's world was.) (anyway, i hope you appreciate the addition to the story from your superstar rugby playing cousin. bye) 74

Out of nowhere came death, who is 5'4" and phlip. Dressed as if he came out of a scene in the matrix he brought some anthrax with him and he decided to infect everyone and kill everything so that a new, more ideal world would be created out of the mess that's here... So the anthrax killed off all of the boy bands, the cows, the people with one eyebrow, all people above 5'5", the people under 5'3" and most of the dragons. Which left.. Lunipat who loved to read but never had the time, as soon as everyone was gone lunipat had all the time to read.. but broke his glasses so he's now legally blind and alone on a desolate world.. where he eventually killed himself..
there... start a new story shayla 75