A: This is Lunatic Haven. A Haven. For Lunatics. Actually, its a joint project, combining the creative genius' of Brett Cook, RJ Burnette, and AJ Deese.
Q: How old are you guys?
A: Time is meaningless to us. We are as old as the setting sun-erk, I'm sorry, what? Oh, yeah, that. Our combined ages come to 46. You can do the math, because I hate you.
Q: Can I have Jimi's babies?
A: I am afraid that you can not. Jimi is quite happily spoken for, and would not trade his lovely girlfriend for the world.
Q: Well then, can I have sex with that fine Burnette boy?
A: If you want, but I wouldn't reccomend it. No, seriously, I wouldn't.
Q: Well, okay, what about Brett?
A: You'd have to take that up with him. He despises all things sexual, for some reason, so I doubt it.
Brett: That, plus I'm in love. So bah.
Q: Why create a joint website when all three of you already have websites and journals of your own?
A: We were bored, foo'. Whats it look like?
Brett: Random ideas too after checking out such awesome sites as eMayhem and Poprocks and Coke. We're just a ripoff of sites like that.
Q: Is Brett really a robot?
A: Maybe. We're not sure.
Brett: And you'll never know either! BWAHAHA!! *explodes*
Q: Where do you guys live?
A: RJ and Brett reside in seperate parts of Virginia, while Jimi calls the sunny land of Florida home. He reccomends that no one ever come to Florida, so that the tourist economy will die, and then Florida can be plunged to the bottom of the sea, because it sucks.
Q: Are you guys on drugs?
A: Depends who you ask.
Brett:Umm, does music and caffeine and sugar count?
Q: What are your inspirations?
A:
Jimi - Seth McFarlane, Edgar Alan Poe, Skillet, Bruce Lee, Keith/Iago, George Carlin, Godzilla. Oh, oh, and chicks who wear pink sweaters.
RJ - Robert Rayford, Gary Larson, Jim Davis. Um, lets see... Matt Groening, Jhonen Vasqez, and every saturday morning cartoon ever made in the history of mankind.
Brett - Cliff Burton, Gabby, caffeine, sugar, Godzilla, obscure cartoons and games and stuff, music, and umm, did I already say Gabby?
Q: Who wrote this FAQ?
A: Jimi did, and it was a pain in the ass, so you'd better be enjoying it.
Brett: Was it really that hard?
Q: Are you guys for hire?
A: Psh, I dunno.
Q: Why isn't there more stuff on the site?
A: Dude, we may be bored, but we still have lives.
Brett: Lack of braincells due to schoolwork plays a massive factor too...
Q: WTF is that cat looking thing on the banner?
A: That is Professor Diddlebody(His first name is actually Professor), a creation of Jimi. He has dedicated his life to fighting his adversary, Capt. Faluhso, and welcoming visitors to The Haven.
Q: Do you guys make all your own graphics?
A: Duh. Yes.
Q: How long have you guys known eachother?
A: Around two to three years. We lost count.
Q: Who is this Leif guy who writes these effed up letters in the Randomnessosity section?
A: Leif is a friend of Brett's, and since we don't know him, we'll let him answer.
Brett: Well, Leif is a real guy. He's been a friend of mine since first grade and he's a huge pop culture, comicbook, videogame, and movie junkie. He also has a girlfriend despite this. One day, he wrote a letter in a notebook that I would exchange with a friend, and because it was so humorous, I scanned it. Then, when the ideas for Lunatic Haven sprang up, I decided to upload it for hilarious purposes. Then he wrote another after telling him about the first. I guess he'll become a contributer to our site, though he has not real internet access.
Q: How does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?
A: Wrong website, idiot.
Brett: But when you find the answer, tell us! I'd like to know!
Q: You are evil people with evil plots... what is your favorite color?
A: Jimi's is black, Brett's is red, and RJ like green. Mix them all together, and you get... human bile!
Q: Will this FAQ ever end?
A: If you pay me.
Q: How much?
A: Your soul.
Q: But I need that.
A: No you don't.
Q: Please, leave me alone!
A: Fine, but only if you leave me everything you own when you die.
Q: *sigh* fine.
A: Good then.
Thank you for reading this FAQ, and remember, all your stuff is belong to we.
Brett: Yeah, what he said...