Choose one word to describe yourself.
Erudite

What do you think the purpose of your life is?
To enlighten others to the truths of human existence.

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
For what?
fuck, just pick one
lol.
it's a choice of preference
hmmm, how about...
what? banana? shutup.
neopolitan. i choose neopolitan
..hey, that's a good one

What pisses you off the most?
Ignorance...conscious ignorance

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I would be Omniscient

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
It will be when It is.

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
myself i suppose. its been awhile... ill just say my girlfriend then

How much can you bench?
how much does your mom weigh? kidding
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hehehe...bout 180

Which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
personality not a choice here?
come on
awww
we;re all perverted jack offs, or atleast that's why i hear...
hmmm, ass then.
this is just physical attraction.......that's my man
lol
tha'ts what i'm talkin about, sooooo smooth, and firm, but luscious and just so nice. ...i just wanna bite it......hah
i like my ass too ben

Describe your dream woman.
Bout 5'3, asian, glasses, infectous laugh, fine round ass, and...good personality.

Describe your favorite video game.
Halo or kotor

Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
not since i was in diapers

What was the saddest moment in your life?
When I realized how many stupid people there are

Do you really think I care?
i would hope so, you see them too.

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once
man, that's weak
yeah, well...fuck.

What�s green and smells like pork?
miss piggys finger
no you fucker. you saw my website!
huh?
....AND yo ustilllgot it wrong. it's kermit's finger
no
green? kermit= green
its ms piggys finger after being up kermits ass?
shutup

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
my peach.

If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
join a gymnastics team? WOULD I EVER!
ahaha ...that's it? ok.
You tell me. lol

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
if she were a girl, then yes.
.......no. this is a serious question
if anyone has that kind of money, come by and we shall see

ok next question. If you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
Thats a good one...I would be a Jedi saving a princess from an evil Sith Lord...
ok. sounds......good....
and she thanks me in pleasing ways. And she's not my sister.

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
bolton.

In your opinion, what is the best music album?
S.C.I.E.N.C.E.

What is your favorite gun?
i like swords
yeah...ok. but what would be your favorite GUN?
np, and i guess a flame thrower

right on. Describe me in one word.
Enlightening

alright last question. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
i would be crucified in front of millions