Choose one word to describe yourself.
genious

What do you think the purpose of your life is?
destroy republican party

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
van

What pisses you off the most?
stupid questions

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
to be T-1000. liquid metal.

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
fucking jew

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
braveheart

How much can you bench?
150

Which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
breast

Describe your dream woman.
skinny hapa, short black hair, almond eyes, in a white button down shirt, burberry skirt and black knee high boots

Describe your favorite video game.
HALO

Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
yep

What was the saddest moment in your life?
breaking up with your mom

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
hold on... 3 speeding, 2 tint, 1 safety check

What�s green and smells like pork?
a green pig
no.
sure it does
it's kermit's finger....
fine

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
balls

If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
hells yeah nigga

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
na... you? yes.
What if he couldn�t tell it was you?
NAHHHH nigga. he'd notice id blown him off
how's that?
i dunno
For $500,000 cash?
nah

ok next question. If you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
well endowed polish man can't keep the ladies off of him has sex with them, in exchange for them leaving him alone

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
jacko

In your opinion, what is the best music album?
Morning View

What is your favorite gun?
g36c

Nice. Describe me in one word.
beaner

alright last question. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
lynching... slow torturous death by homosexual cannibal