Can i ask you 25 questions?
sure. stoned so it will be fun

Choose one word to describe yourself.
elite

What do you think the purpose of your life is?
to mess things up from the inside out

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
chocolate

What pisses you off the most?
colin

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
flight

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
it maybe lonely at the top but its comforting to look down upon everyone at the bottom

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
my girlfriend

How much can you bench?
175

Which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
breast

Describe your dream woman.
rachel leigh cook

Describe your favorite video game.
mike tysons punch out

Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
a few times

What was the saddest moment in your life?
when my room mate died

Do you really think I care?
nope

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
15-20

What�s green and smells like pork?
a pig drowning in paint
ahahah, it's kermit's finger....

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
da boyz

If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
fuck yeah i would never leave the house other than for maybe some tits

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
fuck yah. o ben you know
hehe. really? seriously.
wouldnt be the first time

ehe. ok next question. If you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
i am the last man on earth and it was only young girls with young moms
ahaha, that's it?
yeah 15 year old girls and 28 year old moms

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
jackson

right on.
next
In your opinion, what is the best music album?
tenacious d

What is your favorite gun?
the 4 bullet one from bad boys

nice. Describe me in one word.
cracker

alright last one. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
dying on a 200 foot wave
200 feet? ahahah, nice. ok that's all.
coolage