Choose one word to describe yourself.
fuckhead

What do you think the purpose of your life is?
to get bloody fuckin rich

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
vanilla

What pisses you off the most?
faggots

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
teleportation

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
dammit. ok wait, i don't have one. just put dammit.

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
when my dad beat da shit out of me when i was 12

How much can you bench?
140

Which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
face

Describe your dream woman.
pretty face descent sized boobs, pretty round ass, nice curvy legs, olive skinned, funny, adventurous, horny, smart

Describe your favorite video game.
madden 2004

Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
yes many times.

What was the saddest moment in your life?
coming to iowa

Do you really think I care?
no hehehehe

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once

What�s green and smells like pork?
my shit
it's kermit's finger....
hehehe

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
my homeboyz or my monkey heart.

If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
what? lick my ass. fuck dat. hell no.

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
gotta be more
What if he couldn�t tell it was you?
den i'll kick his ass for making me do it for money
For $500,000 cash?
yeah ok. but das only if i were fuckin poor as fuck

ok next question. If you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
there would be no plot, we just get to da point

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
jackson

In your opinion, what is the best music album?
korn's follow the leader

What is your favorite gun?
chromed out desert eagle wit a laser attached

right on. Describe me in one word.
dumbass

alright last question. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
laying on da beach at sunset wit a hot girl between my legs