What do you think the purpose of your life is?
um... to breed

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
vanilla

What pisses you off the most?
stupid people whitout a doubt

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
to be able to control time

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
The landscape turns to ashen crumbs, when something wicked this way comes

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
... do i have to answer that? grrr, well i vowed to never say her name again -michelle. there

How much can you bench?
about 170 last time i tried

Ok, with respect to physical attraction, which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
breast -no, cooch. the vagina whatever that is

ok. Describe your dream woman.
smart, funny, looks like victoria silvstedt

Describe your favorite video game.
fav video game of all time? -grand theft auto: vice city

ok. Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
in grade school once

What was the saddest moment in your life?
uhh.... when i ODed on meds, and was begging the paramedics to not save me... purposly oded...

Do you really think I care?
nah

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
pulled over? pulled over just once
just once?
yup good stoner driver

What�s green and smells like pork?
um... pork boogers? hahaha
it's kermit's finger.
oh nice....

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
junior

If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
i wouldnt ever leave the house....lets put it that way

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
...............thats terrible dude i probably would... thats alot of money

Ok, if you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
um... it would be about me being trapped on an island with nymphomanic blondes... and i have to fuck my way to the docks to leave

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
jackson. WAIT! bolton person wise... jackson music wise. jackson. just say jackson

In your opinion, what is the best music album?
resident evil sountrack, i guess. NO. headbangers ball, the mtv one. the two dick two dicks huh? ...ok
yeah, its really good... get that cd

What is your favorite gun?
desert eagle.... 2.0

alrite... Describe me in one word.
mysterious

alritE, last one. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
death by lethal injection