Can i ask you 25 questions?
ok go for it.

Choose one word to describe yourself.
bleak

What do you think the purpose of your life is?
serve and glorify god

Chocolate, vanilla or strawberry?
vanilla

What pisses you off the most?
people judging me

If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
be like gambit

ok. What is your motto or favorite phrase of words?
no growth without struggle

Who/What was the last to make you cry?
my girlfriend

How much can you bench?
max or rep?
max.
i dont really know right now, never maxed in a long time, last time was like 3 months ago and i maxed at 205
hooooooo -wow

Ok, with respect to physical attraction, which is your favorite? Face | Neck | Breast | Ass | Cooch | Gooch | Legs:
personality
c'mon. physical attraction.
face

ok. Describe your dream woman.
christine

Describe your favorite video game.
ummmmm... illusions?

ok. Yes or no. Have you ever shit your pants? Because I have�
yeah, i diahreaded my pants -twice. once when i was trying to piss on brandon

hehehe. What was the saddest moment in your life?
havnt had one really

How many times have you been pulled over by the police?
once

What�s green and smells like pork?
not sure
ok. it's kermit's finger.

What�s your favorite nickname for your genitals?
bleh. i dunno, dont have a nickname. its my dick?

ok. If you we�re flexible enough to you know�would you?
maybe before, but not now

Would you blow your good friend off for $100,000 cash?
no because i have a gf/going to marry her

ok next question. If you were in a porno, what would be the plot?
i wouldn't be in a porno.

Michael Bolton or Michael Jackson?
neither
no, you have to pic one
bolten

In your opinion, what is the best music album?
ummm, jimmy eat--world clarity

What is your favorite gun?
9mm barretta silenced

right on... Describe me in one word.
funny
ok, thanx
yeah dude

alritE, last one. If you could choose your manner of death, what would it be?
martered would be it
how tho?
but if i chose a secular one then it would be in my sleep.