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| Rimmers space corps manual | ||||||||||||||
| 196156# Any officer caught sniffing the saddle of an exersize bicycle in the womans gym will be discharged without trial. | ||||||||||||||
| 1742# No member of the corps should ever report for active duty in a ginger toupee. | ||||||||||||||
| Any officer found to have been slaughtered and replaced by a shape changing chameleonic life form shall forfeit all pension rights. | ||||||||||||||
| Suntans will be worn during off duty times only | ||||||||||||||
| No officer above the rank of mess sergeant is permitted to go into combat with pierced nipples. | ||||||||||||||