Convos
Abby: hi
Mary: hey
Mary: sup dude?
Abby: dude? lol
Mary: what?
Abby: i'm not exactly a dude
Mary: the standard "what's up" that we've grown so accustomed to has become boring, and repetitive
Abby: oh lol
Mary: and therefore I have decided that I will refer to you and andy as "dude"
Abby: i'm fine. sup wit you dude? lol
Mary: ok uhh no
Abby: w/e
Mary: it's "with"... not "wit"...
Abby: i was joking
Mary: "wit" is a word associated with being humorous
Abby: chill out, i was making a joke
Mary: I will, however, accept "witchu"
Abby: lol
Abby: sup witchu dude?
Mary: very good
Abby: oy
Mary: I have called that lesson "The Formalities and Casualties of the Ebonical Language: A Lesson in the Grammatical Fluency of Modern Ebonics"
Mary: so did you enjoy what you got to partake of my lesson in the grammatical fluency of ebonics?
Abby: sort of
Mary: "sort of"?
Mary: grammar is something that should be cherished
Abby: i don't need cheesy grammar lessons from my friends
Mary: so for one to say that they "sort of" enjoyed a lesson in grammatical subtelties, is like saying that they only enjoy the lox for the bagels...
Abby: ok now i'm not enjoying it at all
Mary: as an English minor, I am concerned about the ebonical illiteracy that our world has acquired as a part of it's aging
Mary: our society has become so proper, that it's become impossible for one person from the bronx to communicate with someone from an upperscale neighborhood
Mary: how can we achieve a sense of conformity and peace if two neighborhoods with dissimilar dialects of the english languge can't communicate?
Mary: im done...
Mary: hello?
Mary: ::mutters:: I have seemed to have lost my non-existent audience
Abby: yes
Abby: lol
Mary: the proverbial crickets may have their cue to enter now
Dave: "OOOO! Are these gumballs?"
Mary: "No! wait! They're jaw...*Dave bites down on it* "...breakers..."
Andy: "OH MY GOD! *heeheehee* This meal is so full of quotage!!!*heeheehee"
Mary: "I know!!! And I don't even have anything to write it down on!"
Abby: *whips out random notepad*
Andy and Mary sweatdrop and facefault -_-;
Mary: "Why are you waking up so early at 9:10 am?"
Jessica: "Baaaaacooooon..."
Rachel: "What are you writing to him??"
Mary: "My cute friend Rachel wants to say hi...
Rachel: "........10 seconds later..... Oh you mean me????"
Andy: "Blah blah blah chunk blah blah blah"
Abby: "Did you just say chunk???
*proceed to violent choking on Friendly's ice cream by all 3 of us*
Mary: "Mike, you don't say anything interesting, do you?"
Mike: "Nope I'm boring"
Sean: "See? There you go, that's funny."
Brian: "You ever let it run freely around the house?"
Mary: "What?!? Are you crazy? (beat) Wait... I shouldn't have asked that..."
Brian: "Yes I am!"
Mary: "Why do you come to class everyday, Sean?"
Sean: "To see you"
Mary: "Awww thank you... (beat) no, seriously... why?"
Sean: "To see Mike"
Heitner: "What do you do on a teeter totter?"
Random person #2: "You teeter... and totter"
Heitner: "No!!! You balance!!"
Heitner: "What is a book made of?"
Random personage 2 and 3 simultaneously: "Paper/trees..."
Heitner: "NO! Words!!!"
Mary: "Mike, are you epileptic?"
Sean: "Mary, we've had this conversation."
Mary: "Really?"
Mary: "Make it into a turkey!"
Sean: "I was just gonna do that"
Sean: "Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
Mary: "Because it was the turkey's day off?"
Sean: "No, to get to the other side, duh!"
Sean: "The extreme form of yawning...coughing"
Mike: *coughs*
Sean: "It's a super nova"
Mary: "No, it's a black hole... ok it's a super hole"
Sean: "No...(beat) it's a black nova"
Sean: "I'm gonna go buy a motorcycle"
Mary: "Do you have a motorcycle license?"
Sean: "They don't have to know about that..."
Christine: "Where are you going, Phil?"
Phil: "Oh, I'm gonna go hang myself now..."
Christine: "Ok, see you tomorrow then!"
"These look like Newton's balls..."
*Mary cracks up*
Steve: "...What?!? You've never seen Newtons Balls???? *thinks for a minute...cracks up*"
Mary: "There it is!!!"
UB: "Yea I'd let Mike pick you up... I trust him."
Mary: "Really?"
UB: "Yea..."
Mary: Are you sure we're on the same page? I'm talking about him coming to CT."
UB: "NOT!"
Andy and Abby are playing Trivial Pursuit
Andy: "Alright, here's your question: What are records made of?"
Abby: "I dunno...crack?"
Andy: "Yea, that's why they say spin that crack!!!"
Jeff: "The Jews weren't the only people affected in the Holocaust..."
Mary: "I know! There were also uhhhh... uhhhhh... other people too!"
Mary: "I think it would be awesomely romantic to make love on the beach..."
Howard: "Yea... but what if a jellyfish washed upa nd actually stings you?"
