*hunts Jeff down with lobster fork*

"Moy!"
"A baboon with a wrench..."
"Got any coleslaw?" *spoken in a high pitch*
"Carol Channing masturbates her nostrils with hard-boiled eggs"
"Got any peaches?" *said while squishing cheeks together*
"I lost my $20 in a cockfight. I was gonna use it to buy me a pair of shoes or some McDonald's or something..."
"Mama, why did the jealousy make the emu run away?"
"MEEP!"
"Can we do it? Can we make the turn at 50 mph? Weeeee! I dunno but let's find out Weeee!!!
"Quack, quack! Gimme some bread biotch!!"
"It sounds like a squeegee on a beached whale..."