| Band Interview |
| (today we join the band dorkz in a game show. the stupidest game shouw ever...... but hho carez, rite? ok.... on to the story.....) Game Show Host: ok, soooo... how excatly did u becume the Band Dorkz? Ima: well... We just luv band sooooo much that we had to become the dorkz! Host: and hoo iz the leader and y? Heza: I AM THE RULER OF ALL FREASHMEN SO IT IZ ME CUZ I'M THE PRESIDENT AND I'M DEAD SEZY!!!!! *random person #27 knocks heza out* Ida: the real answer iz Ima, cuz everyone luvs her. and if she diez... I WILL TAKE OVER AND BECOME THE BAND DICTATOR!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! itza: and i'll be First Guy! Ida: no you won't... *kills Itza* crowd: *starez* host:..... rite.... anyhoo.... what iz so good about band? ida's aslter ego: you suck host, so you shall die!! *getz clouds sward and chopz off the hosts head* ok.... now i'm in charge.... HAHAHAHAHAHA Sheza:.......mmmmm.... blood..... *suddenly mr. coffenman and mr. troll walk in* mr. trool: um... y r we here?? mr. coffenman: and y iz sheza drinkin tha guyz blood? Ima: um... i ..... don't..... know.... *whisperz something to ida but no one iz able to hear* Ida: ok, soundz good to me *goes up behind mr coffenman and mr troll and wacks them with her mallet* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! heza: *wakez up* um...... whutz going on...* lookz at sheza and then at the directorz* o...k.... y r they knocke out.... and i'm not even gunna ask about sheza... wait.... iz she drinkin that guyz blood?! *faintz* *suddenly the band directors and the host burst up into flamez and we see ida and sheza, on holdin gasoline and the other a lighter with inoccent looks on there facez* Itza:.........ok...... now i'm scared for my life...... *Sheza attempz to burn itza but iz stopped by ida* ida: leave itza alone and go huggle fufus rufus: oh no.... not again.... *runz away* sheza: wait!!! COM BAK!!!! *runz after rufus* *suddenly a cute sonic chao walkz in* Sonic shao: ~hey.... y r there flamez? iz thes the work of shadow chao?? ida: am.... how did u know??? *suddenly turns into a shadow chao and starts to beat the krap outa sonic chao* *all laugh, then all the drokz suddenly turn into sonic chaoz* Shadow-ida: krap... now i haveta kill you all *starts to randomly shoot, being careful not to hit itza* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! DIE!!! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! heza:*wakes up after being knocked out* *the interveiw iz still goin on and suddenly the host burst up into flamez* ida & sheza: hehehehe End....... for now..... SNS 2003 |