Top 20 Reasons Squirrels Live in Trees
1. So they don't get muddy.
2. So the sky don't fall an them.
3. So they don't have to rake.
4. They like tornadoes.
5. They're hiding from Noah's Ark.
6. They're afraid of thunder.
7. They have to water their leaf gardens.
8. So they don't ru into trees.
9. They don't like flash floods.
10. They're scared of people with mental issues.              ( including myself)
11. They're scared that if they come out they'll die.
12. They think cars can't fly.          (don't ask)
13. They like the color brown.
14. They think they're flying.
15. They like the clouds.
16. They can eat their houses.
17. They care about the rainforest.
18. So They can jump like a flying squirrel.        (They're Jealous)
19. They can't touch the lava.            (lava- the ground)
20. They're scared of Mr. Davis.        (My Band teacher)
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