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| April 19, 2003 Well...I've recovered from my birthday of eating and sleeping by doing lots of sleeping and eating! I was hoping they'd (the parents) break down and get me my own mouse (they've got three! It's a sore spot with me!), but no. I got a toy mouse today...argh, how insulting - what am I supposed to do with THAT?! It's getting late - must rest up now, so I can be wide awake at 4:00am - I figure you're not a true cat if you don't demand food and attention at 4:00am! (Well, anytime between 2:00am and 7:00am seem to work fine, but 4:00 is prime!) |
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| April 20, 2003 No news today...just added my stunningly gorgeous photo above...I look so sweet and innocent, don't I? LIES! I'm known in some circles as "THE BEAST", or just "BEAST", and infrequently even "Beastilicious", but I'm pretty sure that one doesn't sound as intimidating as the other two...I think they're mocking me....anyway, I have many different looks to my advantage - some times I can instill fear deep within the very souls of the bravest of men, other times (as above), I melt the hearts of the ladies and they give me CHEESE...ahh...cheese...mmmmmm...... |
| April 23, 2003 Well, now I've seen everything! Yesterday, the parents made a trip to the Vet...with a MOUSE! The small tan and white girl - Sybyl - she was panting and making a fuss...I was anticipating, well, you know! But, NO! They saved her. They're giving her medicine twice a day to make her well. They should have come to me! I would've fixed her right up! It was bad enough that mice were living under MY roof, but NOW it seems these mice are being treated with love and respect! What's up with that?! Argh...I must go eat - that should make me feel better! |
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| May 1, 2003 Well, it's been quite the week of shock and awe! First, I must report that Sybyl-the-mouse has passed away. It happened on April 29 and she was cremated. May she rest in peace. Now that I've said that - I must warn all the cats in the land: even if you at some point feel sympathy for a poor, sick mouse - DO NOT let anyone get it on film! The picture below is a source of humiliation for me. It is a picture of me and Sybyl. I only print it here as a warning to other cats and also, well, ahem...as a final tribute to Sybyl - any of you cats make fun of me and I'll rumble-cat you! (Trust me, it'll be nasty - the "rumble-cat" is my own brand of torture, facilitated by my massive weight). Also this week, I've been making more plans for my world-domination campaign. I feel I have already symbolically accomplished this, as last night I knocked the world off a shelf and batted it around on the floor! Take THAT world! Sure it was only a plastic world, but I still felt a sense of victory and rewarded myself by waking up my Mommy at 4:00am and demanding that she feed me! |
| June 1, 2003 Wow! It's been a whole month! What a lazy cat I am! (I'm so proud!). I've had to get some extra sleep due to some craziness that my Mommy has been up to....if you'll remember, part of my kingdom is over-run with rodents - well, it's gotten much worse! There are now two rats living here as well! RATS! What is she thinking! I'm not allowed near them and I can hear her talking to them and swooning over them. She thinks they're cute! CUTE! Now, I am cute! ME, ME, ME!!! Damn rats! Argh, I'm tired. Where's that cheese! |
| June 14, 2003 Damn rats! Mommy has been wasting money, which could be buying cat food and cheese, on food and supplies for the rats! |