In their earliest form, white filter tipped Lums have been among us on the end of gay menthol Lumbaggio's, but with the ever increasing fad of bringing Lummy's back from holidays to the USA, many of us are feeling uneasy scrounging imported Lums from wealthy coleagues who have returned with 1000 Malies.
Studying footage of recent hollywood blockbusters featuring the coolest screen lummer - John Travolta, I noticed this:
John can be seen in smash-hit Broken Arrow, puffing dramatically on a white filtered Lumage as he declares his evil intentions. Now that is cool!
However, while fumbling around drunkenly in nightclub ashtrays for nippers, I couldn't help but notice that all the white tips were caked with lippy. Clearly a burds Lum then...
This is a debate that could run and run...
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