| LORRY DRIVER |
| This is the Lorry Driver page. Lorry Driver drives his imiginary lorry all around the sleepy village of Inverkeithing. Residents are awoken each morning to the Lorry Driver reversing out his vehicle as he prepares to begin another day of imaginary work. "BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!" He is a very diligent road user, and ensures that all checks are done before beginning his journey. Seatbelt secured. Mirrors at the correct angle. Ensure gears are in neutral. Start engine. Check mirrors. Release handbrake. (Swear at the imaginary fuckin idiot that won't move his fuckin imaginary car) Then pull-off carefully onto the highway. After making his early morning imaginary deliveries, Lorry Driver returns home to consume his imaginary lunch. As he parks outside his home, he notices that there are two imaginary children hanging off the front of his imaginary cab. Pulling up carefully so as not to injure the two imaginary scoundrels, The Lorry Driver, exits the cab. He walks around the back of the imaginary trailer so as to surprise the imaginary pests. He springs out from behind the imaginary cab and shouts, "GET THE FUCK OFF!" to the imaginary scallywags. They are clearly startled in the mind of Lorry Driver, and make quick their escape. Lorry Driver takes a seat on a set of steps at the side of the road adjacent to his imaginary Lorry. It is time to tuck into those imaginary sandwiches his imaginary wife had prepared for him the night before. What imaginary filling could it be today. "FUCK SAKE!" Not a favourable filling, he makes a mental note to batter his imaginary wife when he returns home in the evening. BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! And back to work. |
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