Age: 18
Location: Agoura, California
Occupation: Cal Student/Hair Grower
Ethnicity: probably some type of Ugandan or Chinese
Status/Relation: Captain Stat and Agoura binds us all
Turn Ons: 7-11 workers, late night food runs, and gasoline
Turn Offs: fat girls who steal my cheetos and sell them to orphans
Favorite Foods: Apple-O's and flamin Hot Cheetos
Hobbies: Basketball and being super worthful
Favorite Music:
Probably some Ugandan folk tunes...brings me back to my homeland.
Additional Information:
Though BP struggles everyday to achieve my greatness, George surpasses it easily everyday just by being himself. With his witty personality and uncanny ability to ace tests, George instantly became a popular member among the BBG and the Stat squad. Though the days of making fun of Matt's Native American heritage (I will refrain from saying anything bad about Matt/Native Americans or else he might summon a mighty rain monster to throw tomahawks at me) and summoning Captain Stat are over, George and I will remain great friends until the day that Matt stops being anal about sharing his stat hw (which is forever).
George is not fun to hang around with and we never had fun in stat. Even though he may win every car race in his Ford Taurus (which is faster than Brian's MX-3), I will always beat him in GB! GOD BOT!
Let's be Alladin! ALL HEAD DOWN! I live in a Mansion!
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