Mean Quotes

If my parents are ugly, why am I so hot?

I'm loved by some, hated by few, envied by many but wanted by plenty!

Lord, if you can't make me pretty, make everyone else ugly.

Nobodies perfect, so I'm a nobody

Everyone got a chance to be an idiot, you take advantage of the privelige.

I knew the light bulb worked when I got electrocuted

Cats are cute, mice are minute, dogs can be fluffy but you are just puke.

All men are idiots, I married they're king.

If you want something to be said, ask a man. If you want something to be done, ask a woman.

If I said anything to offend you it was purely intentional.

You don't have to say anything. You offend me just by being in the area.

I don't take it personally. Every time you open your mouth you offend someone.

Well, you probably said it without thinking, the way you do most things.

Don't worry about it. I've never listened to a thing you've said since the day I met you.

Nothing you could say could offend me. I only get offended by things that make sense.

I'm not offended by what you say. I'm just glad that you're stringing words into sentences now.

It's not what you say, it's the thought behind it that counts, and I know there's never any thought behind anything you say.

I wouldn't get angry at you today. It's "Be kind to Animals" week.

You look familiar, did I see you in the zoo parade ?

I think you may have seen me at the zoo, I was the one who was feeding you peanuts.

I understand that's Animal Magic is your favorite show because so many of your relatives are on it.

I know your trying to insult me, but I know you like me. I can see your tail wagging.

That's funny you calling me an animal, and it's you that has the webbed feet.