I was looking up at the stars, minding my own business, then I realised, I haven't had my dinner!
Eating is excerise for the mouth
Day ja vu � It's Monday again.
De jar vu � I've had this jam before
Deja boo � why you looking surprised, I've done this before.
The boy who died eating his vegetables � foreword from Dr. Atkins
I knew the light bulb worked when I got electrocuted
I would love to have eyes at the back of my head, but how would I put my mascara on?
I spilled spot remover on my dog, then he vanished!