Funny Quotes

I was looking up at the stars, minding my own business, then I realised, I haven't had my dinner!

Eating is excerise for the mouth

Day ja vu � It's Monday again.

De jar vu � I've had this jam before

Deja boo � why you looking surprised, I've done this before.

The boy who died eating his vegetables � foreword from Dr. Atkins

I knew the light bulb worked when I got electrocuted

I would love to have eyes at the back of my head, but how would I put my mascara on?

I spilled spot remover on my dog, then he vanished!

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