To Get What You Want
1.On purpose hide something that belongs to your parents.
2.When they wonder where it has gone, offer to find it in exchange for something.
3.Pretend to look everywhere for it.
4.Say:"I think you left it in the _____ room," (not the room you are in,because that is where you should of hidden it:)
5.When they go into another room, take it out and scream:
"I FOUND IT I FOUND IT! NOW DO I GET MY ........?"
They are certain to say "Ok".

How To escape Doing Boring Work
1.Ask for something you want.
2.When they say "no; do your chores first" just say:
"I never .......(hoover maybe?) before .......(lunch maybe?) the carpet will get so sity after my .....(little brother?)eats lunch!He drops food everywhere!"
3.Paerents are sure to say alright, after ......
4.Then, they usually forget.

What to do if you get grounded/banned from something
1.DO NOT ARGUE! Arguing usually makes the matter worst - even if it ISN'T fair.
2.Go to your room for little while and chill out.Watch T.V,catch up on some rest,talk to your friends and plan your move; which is to say(smiling sweetly)*
"So, mummy,what was your day like?I've been thinking what I've done,and I've been a little naughty.Then,I remembered those people in jail.Am I going to go to jail because I've been naughty?"
4.Their usual reaction is to say: "NO!OH,SWEETY!YOU HAVE BEEN SUCH A GOOD ....! Was I too harsh on you, honey?" (go with it and start to cry,if you need a backup) "Please don't ....... again.I will let you off this time, but not next time,"
5.By the next time you do it, they probably will have forgotten.
*If you are older than 6 or 7,you might want to try this line instead:
"I am very sorry for what I've done,I wasn't thinking;" Start to wrinkle up your face,but cry at the end "I think everyone thinks when they ....... I am SO sorry,forgive me,I'm only a child!"
This might not work as well,but you are older!

When asking you are about to ask your parents for something make sure that:
You ask them nicely,calmly and sweetly,
They are in a good mood,
They're not busy with anything/stressed,
Parent2 is not in the same room-it either distractes parent1 or parent2 will disagree and spoil all the fun!
You have done at least 3 good things to parent1,
And fianly, SMILE!

How to get more then you need
Do something very little.(like a good drawing)
Go to parent1 and say:
"Look what I've done!"
Even if they think its not great,you'll still get what you want becasue you'll put all the good points about it and butter them up.AND, no parent has the heart to say:
"YUCK!" By exagurating your work,your sure to get more then you deserve!

Getting four times The Reward:
Do a BIG thing,so that you know your parents are going to award you with money.(let's call it five pounds)
Say to your dad: "Do you like my ....... (painting for example)I did it myself. Say,can I have $..(10 pounds) for a new set of ........(paints)I need it!"(Ask for more money then you really need)
Then he gives you the money.You could stop here,but why?You do have a mom,right?
Do the same thing to your mom.
VIOWLA-four times the cash!You only needed 5 pounds,but your dad gave you 10 pounds,and so did your mum!Your rich!lol.Don't spend ALL of it on paints(Spend SOME of it on paints so you have some proof you bought paints not "other things").

Another option
Because most parents believe you don't NEED things like paints,you might want to say things like:
"Teacher says I need it"
Or
"The bossier parent/parent in control says I need it"

Getting Together
Arange to meet a mate at a time your parents work.
Say to your parents:
"I'll look after my ......(baby brother maybe?) in the .....( Park or play area?) while you ....... (work/shop?)"
They'll think its a good idea,so off you go with your .....(baby bro)
Then,drop him off at a nursery/day care while you party.
Pick him up and plant ideas of the park into his head(So he thinks he went ot the park,and if you need to do this again,say "We'll go again because that was fun!")
You and Your parents will do this more often,so make those apointments!!!!